What is it about this pic that makes me crazy horny??!! I just want to do one of Marcela's air-kicks and then mid-air wrap my legs around his neck! That look on his face and that cig pursed between his lips....*starts sweating*
I CAN'T TAKE IT! *starts dry humping desk*
But isn't this a stalkerazzi pic? So it's not a photo-shoot or anything but it drives me fucking bat shit crazy!
I CAN'T TAKE IT! *starts dry humping desk*
But isn't this a stalkerazzi pic? So it's not a photo-shoot or anything but it drives me fucking bat shit crazy!
I think this is from a photo shoot and he's just changing outfits.
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean FB. This pic drives me crazy horny!
I think part of it is that he is disheveled and slightly undressed.
My vag thinks he just got done having a romp in the back of that van!
Great way to start the day!!!! (Humping the shit outta my screen at work!)
I think your vag is right! Checkout this other pic taken!!!
ReplyDeleteI spy lots of condoms. Is it bad of me, not being a role model, that I don't want to use condoms. I want to feel the real him.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteHe's stocking up for when the BTB's catch him!
My god I love this. Ur not the only one trying desperately not to hump my computer as I have a child in the same room as me.
ReplyDeleteYou horny bad role model!
ReplyDeleteJK! lol
Condoms are the worse, I agree, skin on skin is the best!
ya, you don't need your kid telling people "mommy sits and rubs on her computer all the time!"
ReplyDeleteThere is no need to be responsible or even PC in the BTB world! Let your freak fly, baby!
ReplyDeleteI thought the same thing! I would not want nothing between Rob and me. I don't care if he had every STD known to man I'd still ride him raw! Then I would brag about it. Be walking down the street or sitting in traffic and just start yelling, I GOT HERPES FROM ROBERT PATTINSON! I GOT GENITAL WARTS FROM ROBERT PATTINSON! No shame. ☺
No condoms are allowed when WE have sex with him. lol
ReplyDeleteHere's what you do. Take your index finger and start rubbing it on the monitor. If your little one asks what you are doing, just say you are rubbing a spot off the monitor. ☺
ReplyDeleteScream it from the roof tops!
ReplyDeleteEven though I see Trojan just released a new condom.
http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ultra-ribbed-ecstasy-lubricated-condoms.aspx
*And this Horny tip is brought to you by FB!
ReplyDelete"Take your finger and start rubbing it on...." my mind went wild for second, trying to figure out where this sentence was going!
LMAO! When I say it you NEVER KNOW! lol
ReplyDeleteYou have me giggling so much this morning!
ReplyDeleteFB just burst my Trojan web page cherry!
All the dirty places I've been online and not once did I think about protection! lol
That is one of the many things we love about you!
ReplyDeleteI expect no less!
oh fuck yeah he is the 8th wonder of the world! LOVE this pic I have it in my VF mag oh SOOOO SEXY!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! ya don't want her child asking uh....mom what are you doing???
ReplyDeleteI would love to get a wicked scar breaking a bed post with him!
ReplyDeleteoh thats a good one! ha ha haha ha
ReplyDelete*So stay tuned for more tips by FB*!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!
ReplyDeleteThat's right!
ReplyDelete*dying of laughter* I can picture it!
ReplyDeleteyes it is I have this pic in the VF mag :)
ReplyDeletewell he "cums" prepared
ReplyDeleteThanks Leah! I thought it was from a photo shoot. :)
ReplyDeletedamn straight he is!
ReplyDeleteyeah me too Iwant feel the "warmth" of him inside of me baby! ;)
ReplyDeleteAMEN! BABY!
ReplyDeleteWas your cherry pop as good for you as it was for me?
ReplyDeleteI agree no shame here at all!! and lets face it we are all horney bitches here we will take him ANYWAY we can!
ReplyDeleteAww..Thank you! *hugs*
ReplyDeletePREACH IT BTB!! <3
ReplyDeleteooohhhoo I feel all tingly inside!
ReplyDeleteI'm with ya! We don't have medical insurance for nothing, right???
ReplyDeleteoh your welcome! I wish it was from my bedroom *evil smirk*
ReplyDeleteThe keyword in your comment is CUMS! *hi5*
ReplyDeleteNo exceptions. lol
ReplyDeleteso would I!!
ReplyDeleteHell Yes!
ReplyDeleteEnjoying that post poppin' cig right now!
true LOL!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! But I do have some advice for you. Fuckin' an A is Amazing...but try Fuckin' a B sometime. It's got two humps and it feels better. lol
ReplyDeletehttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rSeCvJKH5KI/TGC4k-WjxfI/AAAAAAAAAVA/5f4whHMzzmY/s400/lobster_B.gif
*off topic*
ReplyDeleteOur BTB Marcela will be home this weekend! It will probably take her a few days to sleep off the jet lag but it will be so great having her back! I can't believe its' been a month...feels like years.
Word of advice to all you BTBS...DON'T LEAVE ME! I couldn't take it again!
WOW! really?! a month already?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to say you kept us distracted and horny in her absence!
Good job FB! No, we will never leave you!
hmmmm...
ReplyDeleteI think I'll start at the top, with the R, work my way to the O, and a messy finish all over the B!
OMG. Thank you! Seriously, I was scared to death that I couldn't do without my partner in crime Marcela. I thought everyone would get bored and it would be just a party for one at the BTB table.
ReplyDeleteThis site makes me so happy and it takes me over the moon knowing that you and everyone else gets a giggle from it. I LOVE it here!
I'm damn sure we won't be seeing that alphabet song on Sesame Street! But I wanna learn it like YESTERDAY! lol
ReplyDeleteI just want to be that cigarette...sigh...
ReplyDeleteShit, I'd wear a fucking neon sign!
ReplyDeleteyou and me both!
ReplyDeleteYAY!!! she comes home this weekend I've missed her!!
ReplyDeleteya did a BITCHIN job!! *smooch*
ReplyDeleteeh I tryLOL! *high 5* back!
ReplyDeleteexactly! mmmmmmmm ;)
ReplyDeleteThat says FUCK ME ROB!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!
ReplyDeleteO/T is that Kristens lips?!! NICE!
ReplyDeleteI wanna t-shirt of that ;p
ReplyDeleteOR a "C"
ReplyDeleteor too OHHOOOO YEEESSSS!
ReplyDeleteHA HAHA!!
ReplyDeleteThanks! *smooch*
ReplyDeleteHell yeah!
ReplyDeleteThis is the ultimate...morning after-sneakin' out of the house photo!
ReplyDeletethat's fuck'n hilarious!
ReplyDeletejust the two words "he comes" really does things to me ;o
ReplyDeleteHERE HERE!!
ReplyDeletethat's the advantage to not be physically able to have babies anymore....bareback baby...BAREBACK!!
This is by far my fav pic of Hottinson. *licks lips*
ReplyDeleteI wasn't around as much as I wanted to be but fuck me FB you didn't a fucking amazing job and I will try not to ever leave you!
ReplyDeleteI so thought that sentence was going to be something really different!
ReplyDeleteI don't have medical insurance.... but I have free health care so I might as well take advantage of that shit! lol.
ReplyDeleteUntil hubby gets fixed we use condoms. No chance of any baby making I'm on the pill and I make him wear a condom! lol. He bitches so much but I do not want anymore babies!
ReplyDeleteOne of those creepin' coyote ugly fucks? lol
ReplyDeleteI didn't do a fucking amazing job?????? WAH!
ReplyDeleteFuck one of my favourite photo shoots of Rob ever! In fact the magazine is sitting in my living room right now cause little miss Alie got it off of my bookshelf to look at her Rob! lol.
ReplyDeleteyup! LOL
ReplyDeleteat least he still has both arms! :D
Even better!
ReplyDeleteHe must have done the hug-n-roll and run like a motherfucker!
ReplyDeleteSorry typo FB!!!! I meant to say you DID a fucking amazing job!!!!
ReplyDelete*pouts* I sowwy.....
LOL! Just messing with you. *smooch*
ReplyDeleteDefinitely since we have to see the doctor weekly to asses Austin's symptoms from his concussion. Poor kid was so mad he had to read a book in gym yesterday! lol.
ReplyDeleteAwwww okay! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL yeah...he did. If this was video instead of a photo, you could hear me crying out for him to come back!!
ReplyDelete"Rob! Rob don't go! I won's stick my finger there again! I swear! Please Rob!! Come BAAAAAACK!!!"
lmao!
OMG! I feel sorry for the kids when he gets to play again. All that built up energy and frustration..he'll kill them all! lol
ReplyDeleteSounds like he has Super-Sperm!
ReplyDeleteTell him to hurry up and get fixed already!
Does it smell like chicken?
ReplyDeleteIKR! I bet his sperm has teeth and just chews through the rubbers!
ReplyDeletehttp://macmcrae.com/wp-content/sperm2.jpg
Go Alie! Go Alie! Go!
ReplyDeleteNow that's a smart girl!
Did you guys hear the rumour that BD pt 2 trailer will be shows tonight at the People's Choice Awards? I guess on Twitter when someone asked PCAs they just tweeted back "that's an interesting rumour" Fuck I hope it's true! East coast BTBs will have to let us West coast BTBs know!
ReplyDeleteShe sure is! Her older brother asked her if she likes boys and she told him "Only my Rob!" *proud mommy moment!*
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!
ReplyDelete"Chews through rubbers!"
No I haven't heard that. Holy Fuck Balls! I would love it! But I thought they always give the first look at the MTV Movie Awards. I'll have to record instead of auto-tune the show now. lol
ReplyDeleteFuck thats scary! Probably true though cause only 1 of our kids out of 3 were planned! lol
ReplyDeleteI have been telling him! Ever since I found out I was pregnant with Alie! Fuck after I took the 2nd out of 4 home pregnancy tests I told him to either make the appt or get a sharp knife and I'd do it myself! lol.
ReplyDeleteOMG! You get pregnant just from looking at him!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteNope! smells like heini....ken! ;D
LMAO that or he'll be timid cause he'll be scared to get hurt, but I can't see that cause of how he usually plays. I've been looking at hockey camp for the summer for him, fucking $500-2500 for cost! I've already spent over $2500 on this season for him already! Damn kids and expensive sports!
ReplyDelete*****catches Rob leaving my house trying to avoid the paps*****
ReplyDelete"wait you forgot to untie your belt from my neck!"
Yes naughty & horny bits in my mind from this pic is a ""HELL FUCKIN YEAH!"
Especially as they get closer to 3 cause of the kids are 3.5 years between them. So I really have to be careful now! lol.
ReplyDeleteROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThey usually do so we'll have to see! I would be fucking happy if it's true though!!! June is too far away!
ReplyDeleteNo way??!! EEK!
ReplyDeleteYou slut!
ReplyDeleteDid you tape it???*evil grin*
June is too far to wait. They might as well just let us see what's already been leaked from last year. lol
ReplyDeleteYah not only is it dangerous but it'll cost you an arm and a leg to have them play! Plus we have the 2 in hockey and Alie wants to dance, dance is so expensive here. I have a friend with 3 boys in hockey and 1 daughter in dance and her daughters dance costs more than all 3 boys hockey!
ReplyDeleteExactly or better yet move the release date up! That would really make me happy! Hot vampire sex sooner?!?! YES PLEASE!!!
ReplyDeleteI can make copies!
ReplyDeleteI loved BD1 but I'm dying for cottage sex in BD2!
ReplyDeleteHe's British... he wouldn't mind!
ReplyDeleteAnd this is why I love you, you naughty lil' BTB!
ReplyDelete♥
GAHHH!!! you're killin' me!
ReplyDeleteI gotta get me a British man....like NOW!!!
Of,course I taped it! It is for BTB TV only!
ReplyDeleteI'll be getting us a YouTube Channel ASAP then! lol
ReplyDeleteThey just showed Rob sitting next to Betty White! Shaved head! Ack!
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