So what would YOU do if...
next time you are in the supermarket
Deli-ward was there to handle your cold cuts?
ready to slice your roast beef?
Would you ask him to try his hard salami??
I'm sure as fuck I would!!!
So yeah, he is no Rob, but who cares... I'm dreaming as I type that he is eating my roast beef like the world is fucking ending in a zombie apocalypse!!
*Thanks Rob's Cougar for letting me steal this!
***UPDATE: We have found the fanfic, click HERE!!***
*Thanks Rob's Cougar for letting me steal this!
***UPDATE: We have found the fanfic, click HERE!!***
*Thanks ♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ for finding this!!!
10 inches of sausage, please.
ReplyDeleteThanks!
No, don't wrap it, I'll eat it right here... NOM NOM NOM
LMFAO! I would be scared to death but so fucking happy!
ReplyDeleteI had an ex that had a 9" and I did pretty good with it but I'd probably have to work with a 10"er. lol
ReplyDeleteNothing but Grade A Prime Beef!
ReplyDeleteSo what do you BTBs think.....6 inch or foot long?
ReplyDeleteand tired!
ReplyDeleteSuddenly I am very hungry!
ReplyDeleteAnd SORE! lol
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteTrue!
Is hungry code for horny? If that's it then I'm starving!
ReplyDeleteThe best kind of sore. ☺
ReplyDeleteSome where in the middle, with some thickness!
ReplyDeleteand balls should be big enough for a hand full! (I have to have something to play with!)
So a 6" with an extra bite, eh? I agree with that. lol
ReplyDeleteAre you a tea bag receiver? lol
ReplyDeleteHungry, horny, either way I'm putting something in my mouth!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! I hear that! GET IT BTB, GET IT!
ReplyDeleteI fucking love a motherfuckin' man who knows how to handle is fuckin' meat!
ReplyDelete(I still can't catch up with Kingsley with using the word "fuck".)
Would a hot dog hit "the spot"??
ReplyDeleteHe must teach us!!!! FUCK!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!! RAWR!!!! I know I'm eating some when I get home!!! nom nom nom
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!! I'll take it for the team!
ReplyDeleteI'm nice like that... LOL
ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!! LOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI just heard the term "HAM-WARD" LMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThere are some sick bitches out there!!! I fucking love it!!!
Oh I'm so horny, I'm cuming, im cuming OHHHHHHH OHHHHH
ReplyDeletehttp://cdn.best.complex.com/assets/images/lists/animated-gifs/046.gif
Stop talking about meats!!
ReplyDeleteUNF
I'm gunna C....
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/247728_185925804793501_100001282485630_494835_6944318_n.jpg
I fucking know right?! You know it takes alot of fuckin' skill to master that fucking talent.
ReplyDeleteIt just doesn't look right when I do it. lol
Promise to share ALL the yummy details? *wink*
ReplyDeleteHoly fucking donkey balls i had to do a double take!!!! I thought he was Rob. I'll take some sausage por favor.
ReplyDeleteWe need to learn his fucking secrets about the word fuck!
ReplyDeleteOMFG!!! LMFAO You and your GIFs are going to fucking kill me Marcela!!!!
ReplyDeleteoh so fucking sore!!!!
ReplyDeleteFUCK for a split a second there I thought oh shit Rob!! what the fuck happend LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteIKR?! shit!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! and just got done decorating the tree I need to do more shopping *-*
ReplyDeleteI wonder what supermarket it is that this dude works at ha ha hahahahaaha KIDDING!
ReplyDeleteyes he must!
ReplyDelete*dying of laughter* lets go kidnap him and blind fold him then start playing with him LOL!!
ReplyDeleteI fucking agree!!
ReplyDeletefoot long...
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeletewhy do I find this such a turn on....
ReplyDeletewooo yeah nothing but!
ReplyDeleteand just big enough to put in your mouth ;)
ReplyDeleteaw now I'm hungry for a looooong sausage
ReplyDelete*slurp*
ReplyDeleteha ha h ah ahahahhahahahahahhaaa!!!! THAT IS FUCKING PRICELESS!!!
ReplyDeletemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ....
ReplyDeletedon't forget the chocolate sauce it adds flavor ;)
ReplyDeletethat was so fucking funny!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!
ReplyDeleteRAAAAWWRRR is right!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! Don't forget to say gracias!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there is a FF with Deli-ward in it!!! LOL
LOL!! I wish I knew where this was! I would stalk him everyday!!!!! He'll "Jeez, this bitch likes salami" LOL Fuck, and I'm a fucking vegetarian!! LOL
ReplyDeleteDude! you need to sit and REST!!!
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah!!!!
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Are you craving a bologna sandwich? lol
ReplyDeleteAnd make your eyes bulge alittle. lol
ReplyDeleteThere is a deliward one shot. Hold on I'll look for it. BRB
ReplyDeleteFound it!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.fanfiction.net/s/7493942/1/
LOL!! so would I! I would be at the supermarket everyday xD the guy would be like oh shit not her again!
ReplyDeleteoh thanks hon lol! I will be doing my xmas shopping this weekend I have to get my niece something I know what to get her and my older sister something too then week my nephew
ReplyDeleteyeah I am! LOL!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteWho isn't its bread Fucking!!! LOL way better than porn! Rawr!
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting for someone to say to me, "Did you really say that?"...I have don't think before I say.
ReplyDeleteWow, seriously he looks just like Rob. Ok I would let him eat my roast beef even though he's not really Rob like u said Marcela. Although, do I really want to say roast beef when I can only think of old lady cooters when i think of roast beef??
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!!! I literally cringed at the visual!
ReplyDeleteThanks *throws away sandwich* LOL
LMAO!!!!!! I can't believe this!!! LOL I'm so reading this!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!! I get that you like them? LOL I fucking love gifs FUCK! LOL
ReplyDeleteHey Darling!! I updated the post! Thanks again! Now everyone can fantasize with HamWard thanks to you!! (I gave you all the creadit!) LOL
ReplyDeleteAwww you shouldn't have. I'm just glad I could contribute to this fucking awesome site.
ReplyDelete*muah* I'm calling him HamWard from now on... LOL
ReplyDeleteWorks for me dude lol
ReplyDelete*smooch*
uhhhh like is an understatement Marcela!!! I fucking love 'em!!!
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