Monday, December 19, 2011

TOO FUNNY TO PASS UP!


I just read that our favorite Jonas (NOT!) was taken to the hospital on Saturday night because of severe stomach pain.

I'm no doctor but I have a feeling it was probably one of these "issues":

  • Swallowed too much cum and got a belly ache
  • took a big dick in the ass and it bruised his stomach wall
  • He started his period
  • He's pregnant with one of his brothers babies.

You decide and if any BTB has any ideas of what caused it....POST IT!

I love laughing at this douche.

Christmas just came early for me!

37 comments:

  1. caption: "HEY GUYS I'M A ROCKETT!! *in a girls voice* okay boys five, six, seven, eight!

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  2. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 19, 2011 at 8:45 AM

    FUCK ME! This pic would have made an amazing caption contest. DAMN IT!
    You so smart! *smooch*

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  3. wooo work it MANGINA!!!

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  4. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 19, 2011 at 8:48 AM

    VISUAL AID:
    Anal sex does make you more flexible.

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  5. my bff's sister thinks Joe Jonas is(*gags* and runs to the toliet*) is(dare I say it?!!!) hot *screams running into the night*I looked at her like what?! ooooooookkkkaaaaay I did not say a word BUT I WAS THINKING IT like: this man wrote the book on UUUUUGGGLLEEEE!!!

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  6. to this day I don't know WHAT Ashely was thinking when she hooked up with him at the time THANK THE GODS she saw the light(Jackson) and now they are together I LOVE the woman she is amazing and I am SO fuckin happy that she FINALLY hooked up with Jackson he is perfect!

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  7. well BTB's I am off to work :/ I will check back this afternoon *smooches* and don't tire out Rob too much! LOL!

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  8. He can only kick that high is cuz he has a vagina.

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  9. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 19, 2011 at 9:07 AM

    How close is the nearest psych-ward? I think we should take her there.

    It's past time for an intervention for her. lol

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  10. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 19, 2011 at 9:09 AM

    It is indeed a mystery.

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  11. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 19, 2011 at 9:09 AM

    Have a great day! We'll be here waiting for you when you get home. ☺

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  12. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 19, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    ROFLMFAO! *HI5X2*

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  13. IKR?! too fuckin weird

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  14. *goes to call the "Happy"Place and yeah it is time for intervention! xD

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  15. IKR?! HA HA HA HAHAHA!!

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  16. thank you! *smooches back*

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  17. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 19, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    LMFAO! But seriously...it's time. Time to put our game faces on.

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  18. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 19, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    I was a cheerleader in High School and he makes me look like a prude!

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  19. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 19, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    I'm still laughing at your comment. You crack me the hell up! ♥'s ya!

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  20. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 19, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    Kinda like the Nikki/Rob mystery. I think she drugged him the whole time they were "together".

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  21. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 19, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    Looks like Joe use to having his hand wrapped around something that's around 7-10" long and has a knobby head on it. *evil smirk*

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  22. Leah, I don't want to disappoint you but Jackson and Ashley are not together. She has a new boyfriend. Reeve Carney. He played Spiderman on Brodway or something. And Jacksons new girlfriend has blue hair. LOL
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/01/article-2068813-0F03120100000578-18_468x621.jpg
    http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/186/0011731.jpg

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  23. IKR?! It's so weird to think about them"together". If they hooked up I'm sure he was drugged or wasted the whole time. LOL

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  24. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 19, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    WHOA!

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  25. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 19, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    LOL! Rufe time!

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  26. yeah he does I just noticed that!! LOL and what a grip!

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  27. pphhhhhooowp! theres goes the knife!! thru my heart!

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  28. ha ha h a ha haha!! I love this!

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  29. oh so fucking true!! LOL! woooooo a cheerleader you should do a cheer for us BTB's! just kidding!!

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  30. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 19, 2011 at 7:05 PM

    That's pretty much a bullseye if you ask me. lol

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  31. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 19, 2011 at 7:06 PM

    I do yoga now...no more herkies for me. lol

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  32. LMAO!! I agree!

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  33. okay well thats cool!

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