During that scene I actually held my breath (no lie). I had been waiting for that scene for sooo long. But I have to say I liked Bella's flashback version better then the actually scene. It's because of her nip slip. *evil grin*
as for me I was squriming(no lie!) in my seat and I had a drink in my hand and I was ready to squeeze the shit out of the cup as well! now having that been said I need to go check the movie times for BD today LOL I am going xmas shopping today any tips you can give me ha ha hahaha
Such a lucky BTB..I have to go to an 8 hour training class today, sucks to be me. I've been a naughty BTB because I've only seen BD twice...it's concert season in our house so the kids are running us ragged. Maybe tonight I can squeeze another showing in?
I love both too! Modern Family is fucking hilarious! 2 Broke Girls is really fucking funny too! Hubby thought something was wrong with me when I was watching it cause I was laughing so fucking hard!
Don't even get me started on 2 Broke Girls! Even my bf watches it. I think he mainly watches it because of Kat's HUGE tits...still a hilarious show! Modern Family and 2 Broke Girls are two shows that you want to own on dvd.
Last weeks was fucking hilarious! I was dieing laughing when they were at the tree lot and Alex went off on the guy cause she thought he was being stereotypical about her gay uncle! That was fucking funny! I honest to god have a gay friend who gets like that.... sometimes it's true though that's what makes it so much more funny when he's yelling at these people.
Fuck my woman boner was so hard I had to cross my legs! I seriously would not want to sit in my seat when I left.... thankfully the theatre was closed and the seat was able to some what dry out! lol.
OT: Ryley (middle kid who was only 5 at the time) asked me how gay people have kids cause 2 penises or 2 vaginas just doesn't work to make a baby!!!! LMFAO
That's probably better. But I'm scared of being sold into white slavery. I'm not getting fucked in my ass unless it's from Rob, Kristen or one of my BTBs. lol
Yah probably a good idea.... although if they tried to come get a certain 2 year old right now I mightnot stop them!lol. On that note, anyone want a cranky 2 year old with pink eye? She reallyis a delight! lol.
I was gasping with the other 1000 girls in the audience!!! Then we all giggled and came probably at the same time!! Seriously they came in with mops after our showing was over!
Then it's me that is the tard! LOL I have 2 pc's art work (where Ido all my monkey business) and a laptop and an iMac at home... The iMac does not love me... LOL I cant figure out how to copy and paste the links to Gifs!! WTF when I do it all it says its "image" and you can't click on it... *cries* I'm going to my laptop! lol or my newly acquired tablet! (where I'll be blogging on-the-go! from Europe! LOL)
My family is what you would call apple snobs...lol. Seriously we have an iMac, macbook pro, 2 iPhones, both boys have iPods, an iPad and an apple tv.... *hangs head in shame* Oh but I do have a kindle!!! That isn't apple!!! Did you get some god stories to read in Europe?
Before I had my daughter, I couldn't wait because I missed breastfeeding my son. He stopped at nine months. He is turning 6yrs this week so that was awhile ago. Now breastfeeding her I'm strarting to feel like I'm being chained. I'm trying to enjoy it but I want my freedom
i was rubbing my ass at the seat, thinking: yeah baby! this is what i like... nice!
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LMFAO!! You combined two of my all time favorite things in the world..Twilight and Modern Family!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
During that scene I actually held my breath (no lie). I had been waiting for that scene for sooo long. But I have to say I liked Bella's flashback version better then the actually scene. It's because of her nip slip. *evil grin*
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Held my breath and squirmed in my seat...Mmmmmm
ReplyDeletecumming that is what I was doing DUH!
ReplyDeletegood morning BTB! I will be leaving in a few minutes to go xmas shopping and see BD for the 6th time
ReplyDeleteas for me I was squriming(no lie!) in my seat and I had a drink in my hand and I was ready to squeeze the shit out of the cup as well! now having that been said I need to go check the movie times for BD today LOL I am going xmas shopping today any tips you can give me ha ha hahaha
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteI was doing the same thing! LOL
ReplyDeletegood morning bitches I am on my way out the door to go xmas shopping and also see BD I will be back home this afternoon
ReplyDeleteSuch a lucky BTB..I have to go to an 8 hour training class today, sucks to be me. I've been a naughty BTB because I've only seen BD twice...it's concert season in our house so the kids are running us ragged. Maybe tonight I can squeeze another showing in?
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!! THE NIPPLE!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!! I FLOVE IT!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI held my breath too!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI love both too! Modern Family is fucking hilarious! 2 Broke Girls is really fucking funny too! Hubby thought something was wrong with me when I was watching it cause I was laughing so fucking hard!
ReplyDeleteThat was lie, I was actually dry humping the head of the girl sitting on front of me... she didn't complaint... maybe she liked it! LOL
ReplyDeleteHOLY FUCK BACK MUSCLES!!!!
ReplyDeleteFUCK me running!!
I can't take it... I can't....
That's what my baby is doing now
ReplyDeleteWait what nipple slip? did I just hear that right?
ReplyDeleteYou know the old cartoons where their eyes bug out of their head when they see what they like? yeah that was me.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou haven't seen THE NIPPLE in BD1???!!!!! GO NOW!!
ReplyDeleteHope you have/had fun! Cold-cock the bitch at the Cheesecake Factory for me! ☺
ReplyDeleteWe love you! That makes it better, right? If not, we suck. lol
ReplyDeleteTake a pic and let us post it and I'll put my face on your baby and your Kristen's face on your body. lol
ReplyDeleteYes I'm that twisted and yes I would probably do that. lol
It was totally involuntary. As soon as I saw her feet touch the sand my lungs grabbed a breath and stopped. My woman wood got so hard!
ReplyDeleteYes....THE NIPPLE! LOL
ReplyDeleteYou want tips from me? You must want to get arrested. lol
ReplyDeleteCould imagine a group of us going out to shop and lunch and then a movie. It would be INCREDIBALLS!
ReplyDeleteDon't even get me started on 2 Broke Girls! Even my bf watches it. I think he mainly watches it because of Kat's HUGE tits...still a hilarious show! Modern Family and 2 Broke Girls are two shows that you want to own on dvd.
ReplyDeleteI could never pick my favorite family from MF. Did you see this last weeks episode? I WAS DYING!
ReplyDeleteWas there a hole in your pants or seat when you got up to leave? I've had that happen to me. Don't feel bad.
ReplyDeleteYou lil' grinder! Cum sit on my lap.
ReplyDeletesame to me... thank god it was the last session so when i got out the mall was empty
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Definitely and fuck I am so jealous of Kat's amazing fucking rack! Seriously!
ReplyDeleteLast weeks was fucking hilarious! I was dieing laughing when they were at the tree lot and Alex went off on the guy cause she thought he was being stereotypical about her gay uncle! That was fucking funny! I honest to god have a gay friend who gets like that.... sometimes it's true though that's what makes it so much more funny when he's yelling at these people.
ReplyDeleteI'm a D cup and that bitch makes me look flat.
ReplyDeleteI miss breastfeeding.... :( Alie quit at 20 months some days she asks she'll ask for it but no more for her.... :(
ReplyDeletePINK CHRISTMAS TREE! LOL And then his little daughter said, "I got two daddies" to the tree guy. I died! LMFAO!
ReplyDeleteFuck my woman boner was so hard I had to cross my legs! I seriously would not want to sit in my seat when I left.... thankfully the theatre was closed and the seat was able to some what dry out! lol.
ReplyDeleteI would feel sorry for the people around us!!! Fuck we would be crazy bitches. It would have to be in Vegas so we somewhat fit in! Right Marcela?
ReplyDeleteElbows out, stun gun up!
ReplyDeleteI know! Fucking awesome!!!
ReplyDeleteOT: Ryley (middle kid who was only 5 at the time) asked me how gay people have kids cause 2 penises or 2 vaginas just doesn't work to make a baby!!!! LMFAO
She looks almost as big as my older sister who is like an H! I always say she stole all the boobs in the family.
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling that even Vegas would look at us. lol
ReplyDeleteDid you tell him it does work in Hollywood? lol
ReplyDeleteIf she's a size H then she just didn't take them from your family but about 50% of Canada!
ReplyDeleteNo we just told him about adoption which works cause he had just learned his best friend was adopted.
ReplyDeleteYour probably right..... Amsterdam???
ReplyDeleteLMAO yah pretty much!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's probably better then my suggestion. lol
ReplyDeleteThat's probably better. But I'm scared of being sold into white slavery. I'm not getting fucked in my ass unless it's from Rob, Kristen or one of my BTBs. lol
ReplyDeleteYah less confusing for a 5 year old! lol.
ReplyDeleteI feel so sorry for my kids when I have them. lol
ReplyDeleteWe'll help ya out BTB!!!
ReplyDeleteAs fun as that sounds I agree with you.... lol.
ReplyDeleteLet's just try to keep CPS out the picture.
ReplyDeleteWith the right people it's probably amazing but not that group of peeps. lol
ReplyDeleteYah probably a good idea.... although if they tried to come get a certain 2 year old right now I mightnot stop them!lol. On that note, anyone want a cranky 2 year old with pink eye? She reallyis a delight! lol.
ReplyDeletehahahah right group of people meaning Rob and Kristen right?
ReplyDeleteI was gasping with the other 1000 girls in the audience!!! Then we all giggled and came probably at the same time!! Seriously they came in with mops after our showing was over!
ReplyDeleteI threw myself at the screen right then!!! ♥
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!! So like this only your eyes had hearts.... or penises whatever your into! lol.
ReplyDeleteDid they escort you out in cuffs??? lol.
ReplyDeleteFuck mops if we were all there together they would need Noah's ark!!!
ReplyDeleteThink next time for BD2 we should bring some battery friends.... think we would get kicked out of the theatre for that?
ReplyDeleteTwice isn't bad! Kids suck! Seriously they drain everything from us.... money, time our sex lives! lol.
ReplyDelete(I honestly love my kids.... seriously!) lol.
exactly!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! TRUE STORY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! I kept looking for that pic! LOL But my home mac is not friendly lol!!!
ReplyDeleteahhhh my home Macs are plenty friendly, they'll even let me hump him.... they just won't buy me drinks after! WTF!
ReplyDeleteYup yup! So who's in charge of building our ark if we ever all meet up? lol.
ReplyDeleteThen it's me that is the tard! LOL I have 2 pc's art work (where Ido all my monkey business) and a laptop and an iMac at home... The iMac does not love me... LOL I cant figure out how to copy and paste the links to Gifs!! WTF when I do it all it says its "image" and you can't click on it... *cries* I'm going to my laptop! lol or my newly acquired tablet! (where I'll be blogging on-the-go! from Europe! LOL)
ReplyDeleteMy family is what you would call apple snobs...lol. Seriously we have an iMac, macbook pro, 2 iPhones, both boys have iPods, an iPad and an apple tv.... *hangs head in shame* Oh but I do have a kindle!!! That isn't apple!!! Did you get some god stories to read in Europe?
ReplyDeleteYup that's it!LMFAO!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteBefore I had my daughter, I couldn't wait because I missed breastfeeding my son. He stopped at nine months. He is turning 6yrs this week so that was awhile ago. Now breastfeeding her I'm strarting to feel like I'm being chained. I'm trying to enjoy it but I want my freedom
ReplyDeleteI'm dead fuckin' serious! DO IT!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
Lol…no…I think they know I would have liked that!!!
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