I hate the cold, my fingers are crippled and I have to re-type everything like 10 times! ARGH! I live in Vegas for fucks sake! What am I going to do in London!! Probably I'll just freeze and die... ps: just checked the weather 39* currently with a high of 56*... I know it's better than other places, but heck!! I'm used to the over 110*!! LOL
I actually can't believe I'm saying this but here in NY its been warm to cold and rain. huge muddy mess. I just wish it would snow already. I'm sick of the mud.
It's just an automatic reaction that's programmed inside me. If Rob is within 15 feet of me I get butt fuckin' naked. He can sign anything he wants...I just hope he uses his DICK pen instead of his Bic pen. (bad joke, bad, bad joke..lol)
It took me a few hours but I saw the Rob Cock in the sky and I hightailed it home! Christmas shopping is a bitch. You don't even want to know what all I did today. *shakes head*
I live in HI....nice weather all the time...sometimes it rains, hard, just like Rob! Have a great time in London. Wishing all my BTB's a wonderful holiday season!
I hate to say it but I'm twisted in that way. I love wrapping gifts. When I was 16 at Christmas time I worked at my mall back in Chicago and I was one of the bitches you would bring your gifts to to have them gift wrapped. And yes we had to wear a Santa hat. lol
Oh hell ya, rob want to sign my cooter with ur peen. Mmmm...
ReplyDeletewhat a loser! maybe she has ugly tits...
ReplyDeletepfft I would not be surprised!
ReplyDeleteRob noooooo don't sign those UGLY TITS!
ReplyDeletethen afterwards he can "sign" mine ;)
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! here Rob *flashes tits*
ReplyDeletehey FB! where are ya?! I hope you are feeling better! *smooches* and *hugs*
ReplyDeletehis pen can take a third one? *gets in line*
ReplyDeleteOh! Rob's sparkle peen its the gift that keeps on giving...like Oprah!!!
ReplyDeletelol
Even the fake nipples get all hard @ the sight of Rob... mine and caressing the screen as I tipe....
ReplyDeleteI hate the cold, my fingers are crippled and I have to re-type everything like 10 times! ARGH! I live in Vegas for fucks sake! What am I going to do in London!! Probably I'll just freeze and die...
ReplyDeleteps: just checked the weather 39* currently with a high of 56*... I know it's better than other places, but heck!! I'm used to the over 110*!! LOL
I'm a desert lizard...
LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteHere better! *lift up dress*
I know!! Let me call her!!
ReplyDeleteFB??!?! Where are you!!
I actually can't believe I'm saying this but here in NY its been warm to cold and rain. huge muddy mess. I just wish it would snow already. I'm sick of the mud.
ReplyDeleteHuge boobs!
ReplyDeleteHere sign mine * lift up shirt, pulls down her nursing bra shows jugs of plenty for now*
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's why I love you!!!
LOL Oh man, here snows rarely, and when it does it melts before it hits the ground... same with rain, evaporates fairly quickly...
ReplyDeleteDesert... LOL
It's just an automatic reaction that's programmed inside me. If Rob is within 15 feet of me I get butt fuckin' naked. He can sign anything he wants...I just hope he uses his DICK pen instead of his Bic pen. (bad joke, bad, bad joke..lol)
ReplyDeleteDon't even talk about it...I can't stand the thought you leaving us for a month.
ReplyDelete*pulls out gun and loads it and points it at head*
It's cold as a witch's tit here in VA. Started off nice and mild but the afternoon turned into the fucking North Pole.
ReplyDeleteI'm moving to LV. lol
ReplyDeleteHey baby girl! I had to go out and do some more shopping. SORRY! I missed you much!
ReplyDeleteIt took me a few hours but I saw the Rob Cock in the sky and I hightailed it home! Christmas shopping is a bitch. You don't even want to know what all I did today. *shakes head*
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNNNooooooo *Launches at FB and starts making out*
ReplyDeleteSorry, I got carried away *wiggles eyebrows*
LOL!! don't I know it hun! I'm lucky if I can squeeze a shower and a potty break from here til sunday... ARGH!
ReplyDeleteHow's your holiday organization and planning going? All packed? I bet your kids are FLYING off the walls! I'm so excited for yoU!!
ReplyDeleteThe gun is loaded with blanks. I knew what you would do. *evil grin*
ReplyDelete*starts rolling around with BTB, groping and caressing her delicious body*
If my bf read this stuff I don't know if he would be scared that I was leaving him to be a lesbian or turned on by it. I know, turned on. lol
I can not believe it's less then a week away from Christmas. Time is flying by!
ReplyDeleteI live in HI....nice weather all the time...sometimes it rains, hard, just like Rob! Have a great time in London. Wishing all my BTB's a wonderful holiday season!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteHA HA HAHAH AH AA! *dying of laughter* I can't type! ha ah ah ha ha
ReplyDeleteoh good you got to out and do some stuff thats cool I missed ya lots too!
ReplyDeletegood ya got the cock light on!
ReplyDeleteoh please I am so done all I have to do now is wrap the stuff ppppffft I'm lazy I don't want too LOL
ReplyDeleteha ha hahahaha!!
ReplyDeletehell yeah!
ReplyDeleteMissed you 2 baby girl. You know I'd always rather be here in our BTB home.♥
ReplyDeleteI hate to say it but I'm twisted in that way. I love wrapping gifts. When I was 16 at Christmas time I worked at my mall back in Chicago and I was one of the bitches you would bring your gifts to to have them gift wrapped. And yes we had to wear a Santa hat. lol
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