I'm sure many of you BTBs have been going crazy trying to figure out what to get your man for Christmas. Worry no more! We are here to help you out with the perfect gift!
THE X-MAS TUGGIE! THE ULTIMATE "STOCKING STUFFER".
GET ONE FOR EVERY FELLA IN YOUR LIFE! YOUR BOSS, DAD, BROTHER, MAILMAN, ETC. IT'S THE GIFT THAT NEVER NEEDS AN EXPLANATION.
AVAILABLE IN SIZES:
X-SMALL(ROFLMAO)
SMALL(LMFAO)
MEDIUM(GIGGLES)
LARGE(BETTER)
X-LARGE (TAKES DEEP BREATH)
2X-LARGE(THE TOOTH CHIPPER).
Order fast while supplies last!
THE X-MAS TUGGIE! THE ULTIMATE "STOCKING STUFFER".
GET ONE FOR EVERY FELLA IN YOUR LIFE! YOUR BOSS, DAD, BROTHER, MAILMAN, ETC. IT'S THE GIFT THAT NEVER NEEDS AN EXPLANATION.
AVAILABLE IN SIZES:
X-SMALL(ROFLMAO)
SMALL(LMFAO)
MEDIUM(GIGGLES)
LARGE(BETTER)
X-LARGE (TAKES DEEP BREATH)
2X-LARGE(THE TOOTH CHIPPER).
Order fast while supplies last!
FB you dirty little bird! Lol this is hilarious. Guys won't have to wear boxers if they have this.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thanks. *evil grin*
ReplyDeleteGuys like to show "IT" off anyway...wither it's hard or not. This is perfect for them to strut around and ask if we want to suck their candy cane. lol
FUCKIN PRICELESS!!!
ReplyDelete*gags* I had to at the mentions of dad and brother. LOL!
ReplyDeletemmmm candy canes...
ReplyDeleteLMFAO! I knew that would send some of you over the edge. That's why I said it. LOL
ReplyDeleteJust the thought gets my tongue happy.
ReplyDeleteI want 2 of the 2X-Large ones!!!!
ReplyDeleteTo wear them as mittens you gutter-heads! LOL
AHHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteOkay I swear we are on the same mind thinking page ladies! I just emailed you something I found on ebay!
Kinda spooky but fucking kick ass that our great minds think alike!
Damn it! I thought you were giving us a keyhole look into your bedroom. lol
ReplyDeleteMittens in Vegas... Yeah, right!!! LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteI was going to say that but thought she was just wanted them with her when she goes to Europe. lol
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO at "The Tooth Chipper"!!!
ReplyDeleteIf theirs is called the "tuggie", does that mean that our version is named the "muffie"???
AHH! Do tell me that you have a pic of a "muffie"!!!!
ReplyDeleteDude! Keep it quiet! You know I wanna find LeMonsterCock!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! Errrr Not, probably the Large then... or the X-Large, he is European after all LOL
ReplyDeletei found this one!
ReplyDeleteYou horny little devil! http://rlv.zcache.com/sexy_devil_girl_pinup_with_fire_by_al_rio_postcard-p239653538535932725trdg_400.jpg
ReplyDeleteShit! You got me! LOL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLooks like the cuchini! LOL
OH! So you are taking the tuggie to keep it warm once you capture it! SMART THINKIN'!!
ReplyDeleteWhen I found out your last name I just knew that he would be packing. European sausage! You lucky bitch.☺
ReplyDeleteAAAHHAHAHAH!!!! ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI see you got my self portrait Christmas card. lol
ReplyDeleteYes!! I put it right by baby jesus in his poopy little fleece golden diaper! Awwwww
ReplyDeletedo they go up you butt hole? LOL I WANT ONE!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Precious.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I'm willing to get anal raped by a pair of underwear. TIMES ARE A' CHANGIN'!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! Don't tell him! I don't want him all smug and shit! hehe
ReplyDeleteOk, I won't tell the human tripod that he could go outside naked and be able to tell the time of the day.
ReplyDelete.... and my cooter fresh....
ReplyDeleteIt may make me scream every time I sit down... "RAPE!!!"
ReplyDeletePeople will think I have fucking Turrets! LOL!!
Rawr!!! What is it you horny little devil?!? LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna check it out! Keep your eyes open it may appear any minute! ;) ♥♥♥ Thank you for thinking of us!!! MUAHHHHH
And that's why we have our tee shirts. lol
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO! Seriously that panty or whatever you call it looks like a torture device!
ReplyDeleteactually it is just a funny thing I found in the Twilight Xmas NOT area! Just made me think of us cracking jokes on it!
ReplyDeleteAre you talking about the candy cane cock choker? lol
ReplyDeleteNo I was actually talking about that munchi thing for the ladies! I say I would go commando then wear that shit! :p
ReplyDeleteOh! Gotcha! I refuse to be wrapped by underwear.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou know the tee shirts. *nudges BTB*
ReplyDeleteI love that there are different patterns and designs. I guess style is important when you're getting violated. I hope the "muffie" comes with a rape kit.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=277563982296349&set=a.185264968192918.60962.100001282485630&type=3&theater
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Oh this one maybe??
That's the one!
ReplyDelete