Thursday, December 1, 2011

HEAR NO STRAIGHT, SEE NO STRAIGHT, SPEAK NO STRAIGHT



Of all the many mysteries in the world, this is not one of them. I need to file this post under "TOLD YA!"

I would never fuck any of the Jonas brothers...mainly because I don't have a dick. But with that said, I bet they make amazing shopping buddies!

119 comments:

  1. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    LHT!!!! I'M SO HAPPY YOU FOUND US!! I stalked you alittle on BDM.org. lol

    But you are here now and that's all that matters! *hugz*

    I see you are still doing your kick ass art work. LOVES IT! How's RL treating you?

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  2. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    Looks like lil' Joe on the right just got nice big mouthful of yum-yum cream. He even looks surprised. SHOCKER!

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  3. Aw thanks for bringing me here! I missed you. Im so surprised you found me on BDM cause I dont comment on there too much ^^
    & yup still doing my art :D Thank you! RL has been ighhht... I've been dealing with school and such. Im transferring to a new university. lol cant believe i was accepted. for my essay, I was writing about games and shit and creativity. it was cute tho. :P SO yuh.. next saturday I have to pick out classes. How has life been treating you?

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  4. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    Congratulations! Is the University you wanted to go to originally?

    Are you still rockin' your tees?

    RL has been pretty great so far. *fingers crossed/knock on wood*

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  5. Hear yuck, see yuck, and speak yuck!

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  6. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    You said it sister!

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  7. Awww how cute, my niece had a cake topper with this ^^ the three Disney princesses, for her birthday...

    LOL 

    I have a riddle! What comes in 3, breath smells like dick, singing like dorks and it's dumber than rocks?!?! 

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  8. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    LMFAO!You couldn't just sneak in here quietly, you had kick the door in and make me chock on my bottled water!

    You sure know how to enter a room! *stands up and applauds BTB*

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  9. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 2:27 PM

    IKR!! I've missed her and her amazing artwork!  I tell you what these BTBs are so talented...in and out of the bedroom. Never hurts to learn a trade.

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  10. Thanks :D Yeah I wanted to go. Ive just been chilling at a community college for like 3 thousand years.
    & I still rock the 1 tee I have. Im gonna make a new one :]
    Im glad everything is good with you.

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  11. *Bows* Thank you!!! *blows kisses* 

    I hate those fuckers! LOL

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  12. Omg! I know the answer! It's the Joe bros!

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  13. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    You and me both. I just want to shove a tampon up their pee hole and put them on a deserted island.

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  14. I'm with you 2, I can't fucking stand these queens! I hate them more than Bieber and that says A LOT!!!

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  15. How could anyone honestly think they were straight???? My respect for Ashley went down when she was dragging around her new shopping buddy and passing him off as her boyfriend. Fuck his jeans were more girly than Ashley's!

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  16. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    I just don't see manly sexy in any of these guys. I said it before and I'll say it again (just hope I don't get banned this time) if I had to have sex with a Jonas I would rather have sex with a real woman..KRISTAN and not some douche bag wannabe.

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  17. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 4:22 PM

    She only went with Joe because it extended her wardrobe. They both wear the same size. And Joe has more skinny jeans then Ashley.

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  18. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    Where the hell is Leah? I just got a message from her that said she was headed this way. Bitch get lost? lol

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  19. FB I'm with you there and I read the comments from the Joe thread on the fucktard site and if you were banned from that, they can stick a cucumber up their asses! So much for free speech eh?

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  20. Good point FB! Do you think he tucks or is he post op? There is so no way he has a dick bigger than my pinky finger if he's wearing those jeans! Fuck my clit hurt looking at some of them!

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  21. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    I was blown away by it. But I'm not angry, look where we're at now. FUCKIN' A! WOOP! WOOP!

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  22. Banned? By whom?! LOL We own the place! Fuck those faggots! 

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  23. LOL!!! Maybe it's dark... Did you give her the night vision goggles? LOL

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  24. The Jonas Brothers?! Meh. Not my cup of tea

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  25. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    I didn't want to have to share this but there are pix that have been leaked of Joe's mangina. Brace yourself, it's more disturbing then Nikki Reeds mole.

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  26. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    I ♥ U

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  27. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    We might be beyond that. We have to tie a rope around and lead her here. It really is Christmas, we're the wise men.

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  28. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    Damn, I love that pic of Kris. WOOF!

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  29. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    That pic is not for the faint of heart.

    *props BTB up and starts fanning her*

    SOMEONE GRAB MY SMELLING SALTS OUT OF MY PURSE!!!!

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  30. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    IT HAS TEETH! LOL

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  31. Yuck. Fucking them would be like.....ugh i can't even talk about it.

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  32. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 5:37 PM

    IKR! I don't care if I was drunk and I haven't had sex in 10 years..I still wouldn't go there. My fingers are way more sexy than those bitches.

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  33. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    LMAO! And everyone knows you can't doodle with a wet noodle.

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  34. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    LOL! It's done taken you to a dark and nasty place, eh? You're not alone.

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  35. *shudders* Please keep those to yourself FB!

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  36. Much better place now with all the good people who love you and Marcela and don't give a fuck what your opinion is cause we're not always going to agree but we have big girl panties and can deal with it like grown ups! :)

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  37. Can we use whips too??? How about handcuffs??? *goes into closet* Everything is ready BTBs let's go on a rescue mission!

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  38. Fuck I just puked in my mouth! 

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  39. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    IKR! LOL

    She's lucky, she finally arrived. But she still has to get spanked.

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  40. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 6:22 PM

    LMAO!! I'm sorry! If you have a fucked up dream please post in the post about fucked up dreams. lol

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  41. I'll make sure to post it! Thankfully the hubby is off tomorrow so if I'm tired from my nightmares I can make him goto starbucks for me! :)

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  42. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 1, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    There ya go! lol

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  43. *gets brain cleaner for <3K~K<3* HA HA HA HA HA!

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  44. I agree they would make great shopping buddies! someone to hold your purse and someone to go get this pair of jeans in a size 10(for me!)

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  45. how about the DARK RECESS LOL!!

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  46. HA HA HA HAHA!

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  47. oh please my bff's sister thinks Joe Jonas is hot! and I thought to myself WHY?!!!!! of all fucking people THIS MANGINA?!

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  48. hellooooooooo!!! I'm here!!!

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  49. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 2, 2011 at 8:07 AM

    We all know it's a fact that most gays have fashion-dar. They can put an outfit together from a potato shack and ball of twine! And they can make it WORK! *snaps fingers*

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  50. ha ha h ahahaha yeah in the shape of Rob's cock!

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  51. ha haha h a hahaha!!

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  52. *waves* hey!!!

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  53. *bends over* spank away......ooohoooo yes!!

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  54. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 2, 2011 at 8:10 AM

    This has been a long time cumming. *pushes Leah against the wall*

    Brace yourself. *wiggles eyebrow*

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  55. I know it was SO fucking wrong I still love her though she was not thinking clearly but thank the fucking gods she has Jackson now!

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  56. his dick is SO small you need a magnifying glass to look at it!

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  57. yeah I'd say so!

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  58. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 2, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    You might not have wanted to look at that pic so early in the morning. You'll never be able to keep any food down for the rest of the day.

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  59. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa FUCK!!! that scary!!!

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  60. *goes to get smelling saltz* for FB

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  61. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 2, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    Told ya.

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  62. oh my god how cute is that xD

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  63. hey HOT MAMA! *hugs*!

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  64. I don't like them either they are ALL manginas!

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  65. JB is SUCH a woman!

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  66. AMEN to that!

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  67. my sentiments exactly!

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  68. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 2, 2011 at 8:21 AM

    Absolutely! *hands BTB some latex gloves*

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  69. aaaaawwww! LOL

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  70. yeah I missed her too!! I wish I was that talented I can do little things like different styles of writing self taught my mom was very artistic and so are my sisters

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  71. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 2, 2011 at 8:27 AM

    That's awesome!

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  72. HEY HEY! You found this pretty, new site! Let the f bombs fly

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  73. WELCOME! so good to see ya babe!

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  74. congrats!!! good luck at the new school :D

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  75. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 2, 2011 at 3:09 PM

    Here you go. Pass it around.

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  76. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 3, 2011 at 6:24 PM

    You know me. The voice of common sense. NOT! LOL

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  77. "in & out of the bedroom"  Im dying! But aw you warmed my heart :]

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  78. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 7, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    Good! *smooch* lol

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