THIS IS THE KIND OF THING I DO TO FEEL BETTER INSTEAD OF PICKING UP A MARTHA STEWART ICE PICK AND TAKING OUT AN ENTIRE AISLE OF ASSHOLES. I GET A CASE OF SCRABBLE TOURETTES WITH MONOGRAMMED TOWELS.
SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO LET OUT AN INTERNAL SCREAM WHEN DEALING WITH PACKED STORES AND STUPID PEOPLE.
AND DON'T EVEN TRY AND SAY YOU HAVEN'T DONE OR THOUGHT ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS. WE ARE ALL BTBS. WE ALL REACT THE SAME WAY. AND IT'S FUCKING GREAT!
*EVIL GRIN*
SO, TELL US WHAT MEAN LITTLE THINGS YOU'VE DONE TO FEEL BETTER. AND IT'S OKAY, NONE OF WHAT YOU SAY WILL STAND UP IN COURT. I'VE ALREADY CHECKED WITH OUR LEGAL DEPARTMENT.
ha ha hahahahahahaa!!!!
ReplyDeleteThought this might give you a giggle or two. *wink*
ReplyDeleteHow did you shopping day go? You shop so much I don't know why our economy is bad. You STIMULATE it enough for everybody. lol
Did you actually do that FB?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think?
ReplyDelete1/4 of me isn't sure and the other 3/4 tells me that you've got balls and did it you sneaky minx.
ReplyDeleteI'm really not scared to do anything. One time I was riding with my bf while he was playing golf and he hit the ball kinda close to this one guy and he when we got closer he came up to him and was running his mouth. I jumped my little ass out of the golf cart and got him his face and was going off! I'm 5'6" and around 125 lbs. and I was acting like I was 6'4" and 250 lbs. But that bitch backed off fast.
ReplyDeleteSo, yeah...I got the balls to be that way. And I got balls to defend my BTBS and others...lol
You've got bigger balls than me with getting In someone's face. Lol
ReplyDeleteBut I would hide stuff In stores or put things where they don't belong.
No, I didn't do the one you are looking at but I have done similar things like that in the past. Hate me yet? lol
ReplyDeleteJust remember you got me if you need me. You're just a state away if you need me to knock the fuck out of someone for ya. ☺
ReplyDeleteIs it weird that I defend my friends more then myself? lol
Nope In fact I encourage it.
ReplyDeleteFuck yes!
ReplyDeleteNo its not weird. Just as long as you defend yourself as well.
LMAO! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI do when needed but most everybody knows me and knows not to rattle the cage.
ReplyDeleteYour avi is giving me hard nips and cooter palpitations.
ReplyDeleteNote to self: DO NOT approach FB's cage.
ReplyDelete*pumps fist* hell fucking yes! That was what I was aiming for.
ReplyDeleteLove that shit!
ReplyDeleteI've done the norm of unscrewing the caps on S&P shakers at diners when I've gotten bad service, I've changed stickers on items, put stuffed animals in fucked up positions......it yell out to rude people who cut me off "excuse you!" and wait to see their reactions......I've yelled out loud in stores" whoevers kid this is running around better get the in line other wise I'm calling child protective services"
Yeah I'm a bitch when it comes to fucking rude people!
I kill them with fuckin KIND RUDENESS back!
You hit the bulls-eye!
ReplyDeleteOMG. I think we were separated at birth.
ReplyDeleteTeheee! I seriously fucking hate rude people & brat kids!
ReplyDeleteFB & Aurora shopping together would make BTB'S 1st comic relief show! We could do sooo much bad together!
Love it!
When I see bratty kids at Christmas I just say really load that I heard he was killed during a test flight. He was hit head-on by a Boeing 747. *evil grin*
ReplyDeleteCan you tell I've never been on a good list. lol
Black leather and brass knuckles. We would break hearts and bones.
ReplyDelete☺
It's okay FB! We all on here will never be on the good list......
ReplyDeleteLOL! And that is a good thing.
ReplyDeleteNow that gives me some ideas. *runs to bed bath, and Beyond*
ReplyDeleteTAKE PIX!!!!!!! *evil grin*
ReplyDelete♥