Monday, December 12, 2011

♫♪DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE ♪♫

Keeping with the Christmas spirit...*points at post title*... And I bet you dirty little sexy kitten BTBs do!

I spy with my little eye the promise land of which all Krisbians dream of.
And the most amazing thing is I swear to GOD himself that I think she is wear a see-through white thong.

*drops to floor and flatlines*



Just think...*pauses*...this is the place Rob loves to bury his face and sink his LeMonster cock. I just want to build a shrine for it. And light a candle and say a prayer to it.

Oh, Holy God of Horniess, bless us with the beauty that is the Kris-Pie! AMEN!

39 comments:

  1. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 12, 2011 at 12:59 PM

    5 years ago if you would have asked me if I would ever have sex with another girl I would have slapped you and said, EWWWW! FUCK OFF! But ever since the stunning Kstew has graced us with her presence I've been a Krisbian pretty much from day 1. It takes a hot bitch to turn a dick loving whore like me to entertain the idea of eating at the Y.

    How u doin'??!!!

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  2. LOL!!!! AMEN Sista' BTB!

    Me too, I'm cock loving 100% woman that will fuck not-thinking-twice Kstewy's Y!! LOL

    Krisbian ALL THE WAY!!!

    HOLY VAGINA

    *faints*

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  3. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 12, 2011 at 1:49 PM

    *HI5* BTB

    Nothing wrong with changing the "menu" once in awhile. lol

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  4. Thought the same thing!

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  5. I see London, I see France, I see KStew's underpants.......

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  6. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 12, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    LMAO! IKR! Isn't it great! LOL

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  7. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 12, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    PUUUUUURFECT.

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  8. LOL!!!!

    *starts singing with ♥K~K♥* ♪♫♪♫

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  9. OMG! FB, you are hilarious!
    And to quote Bill Condon: "I just worship at the altar of Kristen Stewart"

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  10. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 12, 2011 at 2:59 PM

    LMFAO!!!

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  11. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 12, 2011 at 3:00 PM

    Where have you been PL♥BTB??!!! We've missed you! *sad panda face*

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  12. Sorry, I read your posts everyday but am sometimes too lazy to write! Shame on me!
    And now it's really late so I need to go to bed! So goodnight and I love you all!
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leutcknjcE1qf8yek.gif

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  13. *looks at countdown below*

    *WAILS*

    339 days to see some naked Kstew!!! BWaaaaaaaaaa 

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DxabDTLFXuY/TDNQNRS6DwI/AAAAAAAAAc8/FvGbisSvCGI/s320/crying-girl.jpg

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  14. I WANNA SEE HER NAKKID!!!!!

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw1k16DH001qghl3s.gif

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  15. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 12, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    OH NO YOU DI'INT! You pulled out the Dawson sorry card!! I'm a sucker for the handicapped.

    I FORGIVE YOU, BTB! *smoooooches*

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  16. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 12, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    Maybe we'll get lucky and get leaked footage again. *fingers crossed*

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  17. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 12, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    LOL! You are not alone, BTB.

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  18. I hope we'll get to see some naked scenes in "On the Road" too. There are some topless scenes in the book so... But first they need to release the damn trailer already.
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leftdzYz3Q1qf8yek.gif

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  19. Time to pet the kitty...

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  20. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 12, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    DAMN SKIPPY! Time to give it a treat. I got fingers and tongue. I'm kinda limited. lol

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  21. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 12, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    We'll get our officially first look at BD2 in June at the MTV Movie Awards but I think we'll get some new footage when the BD1 dvd release happens.

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  22. BD Part 2 we will somewhat! 

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  23. I just thought out loud after viewing this:

    At least she is wearing panties!  

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  24. I've got a pink vibrator we can add to make that kitty purrrrrrrr......

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  25. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 12, 2011 at 8:38 PM

    Jesus Christ on Christmas! Are you trying to kill me??!! The fuck-hold...one of the best sex positions!

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  26. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 12, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    MEOW!

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  27. I see London, I see France...  all the places that Rob's Monstercock has been inside that KStew cooter!

    I LOVE this pic!!!

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