THIS POST IS FOR ALL THE BTBS OUT THERE TO VENT ALL THEIR FRUSTRATIONS OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON.
YOU CAN BITCH ABOUT TRAFFIC AT THE MALL, DEPARTMENT STORE AISLE HOGS, MANIAC SHOPPERS, TANGLED CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, NAUGHTY CHILDREN/SPOUSES, NASTY WEATHER, OUT OF STOCK ITEMS, ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BITCH ABOUT WE WANT TO HEAR IT! NOT ONLY WILL IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER BUT IT WILL GIVE US A LAUGH!
YOU CAN BITCH ABOUT TRAFFIC AT THE MALL, DEPARTMENT STORE AISLE HOGS, MANIAC SHOPPERS, TANGLED CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, NAUGHTY CHILDREN/SPOUSES, NASTY WEATHER, OUT OF STOCK ITEMS, ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BITCH ABOUT WE WANT TO HEAR IT! NOT ONLY WILL IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER BUT IT WILL GIVE US A LAUGH!
JUST GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM NOW SO YOU CAN RESTOCK IT AGAIN WHEN YOU GO SHOPPING THIS WEEKEND.
LET'S STRIP AWAY YOUR CLOTHES AND YOUR STRESS.
OMG! In the traffic pic I can see the BTB short bus! Did you bitches take a field trip without me? *crosses arms and pouts*
ReplyDeleteI will never ever go to black Friday. It's a fucking death wish. I'll probably. have more to bitch about later.
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend says he would rather pay full price then have to deal with BF crowds. After hearing about the bitch in Walmart pepper spraying a crowd I think I agree with him. lol
ReplyDeleteYeah I heard about that. Over 2 dollar waffle irons!
ReplyDeleteWho loves waffles that much???!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIkr? enough to get arrested over
ReplyDeleteI think that after she sprayed the crowd she paid for her merchandise and just left. I don't think she's ever been arrested yet. FUCKED UP!
ReplyDeleteOh i must be thinking of someone else. I saw on the news that they arrested a middle aged woman in the middle of a store. In Arkansas or something.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! It was a surprised trip to visit you for the holidays... unfortunately the traffic was so bad some of us died, lost limbs or just ran retarded to the woods... LOL
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO! So it was a runaway BTB that pepper sprayed in Walmart. I knew I was smiling for a reason when I heard it on the news.
ReplyDeleteYou know what I hate?! I hate when people give me shit for the house for Christmas! Ok, if it's a "gift as a couple" for me and my husband, FINE. But as a gift for me?!? Don't get me a fucking blender, or an Iron, or a salad dish! I can't wear that!
ReplyDeleteI want gifts for me!! I almost stabbed my husband to death when he got me a 4 set of mugs. Ok, I drink coffee, but so does he!
I like clothes, perfumes, wallets, purses, candles, jewelry, nerdy gadgets, cute accessories... etc. NOT A $2 WAFFLE MAKER (per previous comment LOL)
LOL!!! Yeah, the snow must've done something to her brain and she went bananas... LOL
ReplyDeleteOMG! We think so much alike! I agree, couple gifts..fine. Individual gifts...make it good. I take the time to think about the person and what they are about and what they enjoy. *winks at BTB* I FUCKING HATE IT when I get dust collectors for gifts. And the fucked up thing is that the ones that give me that shit are the ones who have been in my home own and they can see that THERE ARE NO DUST COLLECTORS IN IT. Do they think I can't afford a $20 wooden box that holds candles and sand? WTF??? If you don't know what I really enjoy then give me cash, gift cards or death.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to all and stop buying stupid shit!
And people need to remember that things that are on sale are on sale for a reason..NO ONE WANTS IT.
I love you BTB! ♥
(that was a horrible rant. lol)
Loves it!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! No! True BTB! My aunt gave 3 decorative plates that said things about Jesus... REALLY???? Don't they know I'm the devil's child WTF!
ReplyDeleteYou're a horny little angel.
ReplyDeleteHey off topic but I'm promoting this beautiful site everywhere so we'll get more people. i even put the link on my FF page.
ReplyDelete*scampers away*
You crack me up!
ReplyDeleteAWWWW We love you hun! Send all the pervs this way, and the not-so-pervs too, we'll convert them ;) LOL *Smooches*
ReplyDelete;) LOL Nothing but the truth!
ReplyDeleteOh I'll get 'em. They will come to the dark and naughty side that is BTB Uncensored. *kisses*
ReplyDelete*salutes*
Why did she skamper? She should have stayed. What the dealio??!!
ReplyDeleteThe one I heard about was in California. It was probably Leah. lol
ReplyDeleteI'm just a phone notification away, FB. I always come back.
ReplyDeleteThank you God for modern technology! *blows kiss to KK♥BTB*
ReplyDeleteYes definitely. I got a purty new Droid for My 20th bday. It's bigger and we all know bigga is always betta
ReplyDeleteAre you sure about that?
ReplyDeleteIn some ways.
ReplyDelete*bites nails*
LMAO!!! EEEkkkkkk "GET IN MY BELLY!!!"
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!! I crapped my pants!
ReplyDelete*talks into microphone*
ReplyDeleteClean-up on aisle BTB-8.
It happens. ☻
Sorry, I blame those damn fiber bars.... LOL
ReplyDeleteChristmas shopping. It's so much fun! NOT.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather watch this the whole day. *sigh*
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Omg. Those are so good!
ReplyDeleteHELL TO THE FUCK YEAH! *HI5 PL♥BTB* WHERE IN THE HELL DID YOU GET THESE??
ReplyDeleteI LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!
Ugh I know what you mean Marcela! I hate that too!!! The hubby bought me a fucking drill one year for Christmas!!! WTF!!! He won't even let me use the big knives cause I always cut myself but he thinks I should be fixing shit.... yah right!
ReplyDeleteMy things to bitch about....
ReplyDelete1. Having to fucking cook for 20 people when I fucking hate cooking
2. Having too big of a family and Christmas costing me too much fucking money.
3. Dealing with my ho bag sister who I despise! For good reasons trust me!
4. Being so busy baking cakes and cupcakes for everyone else this time of year that I don't get to sleep.
5. Trying to figure out what to get my spoiled kids.... seriously they have everything they want! (and it's not my fault.... they get spoiled by grandmas!)
6. Feeling over whelmed cause I am no Martha Stewart and suck at interior decorating!
Seriously the list can go on! The hubby came home from being at his moms last night and said to me "You should get some tips from mom her house looks 10 times better than ours" Yah fuck you too asshole! Plus hubby is extra busy at his store and the fire dept so no extra help with stuff and Austin's team has games both Saturday and Sunday till Christmas so I'm on my own trying to go 2 places at once cause Ry also plays once a weekend. So if you guys don't see me on here much from now until the New Year you know why.... I'll miss my BTBs and try to pop on when I can. Or I might have jumped off a cliff to get some sanity! lol.
I told you to reserve the BTB Buddy. He does it all, even you! lol
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, don't wear yourself thin! One word..delegate. Get the granny's in the kitchen and help with the baking, etc.
Or, just come here and bitch and we'll giggle about and you'll feel better. ☺
LOVE U! ♥
No the baking is me!!!! I love to bake and hate to cook! I get paid to bake too since people have been paying me for cupcakes and cakes now! :)
ReplyDeleteThe granny's can cook though! lol.
I'll try to delegate but I will admit I am a control freak.... lol. Yes please send the BTB buddy!!! I definitely need some help... in all areas! lol.
I am so glad I have you all to vent to and I fucking love you too FB!!!
We don't have Black Friday here but we have Boxing Day, it's the day after Christmas shopping and it can get fucking crazy!
ReplyDeleteYah I was unlucky and died.... but now I'm in heaven staring at Rob's monster cock when he showers! :)
ReplyDeleteOh my love! Tell your husband to marry his mom! WTF is wrong with men!
ReplyDeleteI'd seriously stab my husband to death, watch him bleed and play with his blood... while drawing happy faces with his blood on my fucking kitchen wall IF HE EVER DARE to compare me with the cowbitch of my mother-in-law! Be strong Darling!!! Good thing it's only one time a year!!! *smooches*PS: And don't jump off a cliff! just come to vegas! I'll get us some male strippers from my speed-dial... :) ♥♥♥
*drools*
ReplyDeleteFrom Twitter!
ReplyDeleteSo hot, right?! <333
And moar:
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Like as In a ring boxing?
ReplyDeleteThat's my biggest problem. I bitch about everything I have to do but when I start to delegate I just take it over because it's not being down the FB way. I'm horrible. lol
ReplyDeleteYou always have us! We have each other. *wink*
I bet it is since it's called Boxing Day. Goddamn, no one should even try to venture out on that day unless they have full medical insurance. lol
ReplyDeleteFuck my luck. I wish I was dead like Meg. *pouty face*
ReplyDelete(I wonder by saying that I'm putting bad luck on myself?) lol
It's fuck hot! My boyfriend just asked me what all the sloshing sound was that was coming from the office...it was me. *evil grin*
ReplyDeleteLMFAO! I just spent an hour arguing with my bf about how to print an envelope with a graphic and greeting on it. If I wasn't so pissed off I would have been laughing my ass off because he grabs a ruler and starts measuring the edges and making sure the margins are even. I told him like 5 fucking times that the program will do that automatically.
ReplyDeleteI love him more than anything and I would walk through fire and sell my soul for him. BUT sometimes I just want to bitch slap him so hard that he turns back into an embryo.
It was your Christmas card we were arguing over. lol
LMAO!!!! I fucking love you!!! That's hilarious! ♥♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteMy life is a sitcom. No joke.
ReplyDeleteI wish there was a Fuck button to click with your comment & attachment but all I could do was just click "like". So not fair...it deserves more than a like!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteYou made me nervous there for a minute, FB.
ReplyDelete*pouts*
I felt like I was taking a test.
hahahaha aren't all you bitches jealous now! :)
ReplyDeleteWell in Canada we don't pay for our medical so it's all good! :)
ReplyDeleteI need you bitches! :)
ReplyDeleteLike you wouldn't believe! Not fair! I want to see the real Rob wiener! lol
ReplyDeleteoooo male strippers! I am there..... honestly I've never ever been to the strippers!
ReplyDeleteAhh...that's right. Then bust a bitch up for a $2 waffle maker then! lol
ReplyDeleteThe need is very mutual! One for all and all for one!
ReplyDeleteThat sounded so gay and stupid. lol
It's okay FB! We still love you!
ReplyDelete*gropes FB* ahhhh see everything is right with the world!
Yes it is. *starts purring*
ReplyDeleteI sure will then! Just for you FB!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! lol.
ReplyDeleteShank a bitch if you have to! I want YOUR waffles in my mouth! *wink*
ReplyDeleteI love your GIFs!!!! ♥ Rawrrr....
ReplyDeleteHoly mother of fuck!!!
ReplyDeleteHumpity hump!!!!
ReplyDeleteI just got back from seeing it again!!! :)
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha that's fucking great! Pretend you greek and have some plate breaking!!!
ReplyDeleteAll you have to do is ask for my waffles in your mouth FB! I'll even drizzle some sauce on 'em for ya babe! ;)
ReplyDeletehahahahaha I don't think so..... I dunno it's just a big sale day.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_Day
I guess we get it in Canada really because our fucking government hasn't cut the apron strings with Britain! lol.
It's fucking glorious FB!!!! *sigh*
ReplyDelete*gathers at the feet of BTB Angel*
ReplyDeletePlease, please, please tell me all about it. *batting eyelashes*
Ah OK I gotcha I gotcha lol
ReplyDeleteOur little BTB short bus doesn't stand out at all in that pic. LOL
ReplyDeleteWe're being tracked!
HOLY FUCK BALLS! GIRL! what a drag! *_-
ReplyDeletethe difference between men and women is that us women know everything where as men don't and they think with their mouths and not their heads LOL!!
ReplyDeletetell your husband to take that remark and stick some where REAL super dark and he should sleep on the couch LOL!
ReplyDeleteHA HA H A H A HA HA HAAAA!!! *doubling over laughing* oh to be a fly on the wall to see that!
ReplyDeletelike I said I LOVE your humor!
ReplyDeletethat is so true!
ReplyDeleteIt was bananas!
ReplyDeleteThanks BTB! You're a silly bunny also!!
ReplyDeletewell take it easy like fb said don't wear yourself thin and I have brother that my sisters and I can't stand we have our reasons we have not spoken to him at all since my father died in 2007
ReplyDeletethat's right! and as for me I prefer to bake stuff by myself and listen to some music while I'm baking lol
ReplyDeleteyou got us babe!!!
ReplyDeleteno it does'nt it's cool!
ReplyDeletemmmmmmmmm ;)
ReplyDeleteDAMMMMMMMMMAAAA!!! Thanks PL!
ReplyDeleteI agree it does!!!
ReplyDelete*cums*
ReplyDeleteDEAD. *_X
ReplyDelete.....and again .................and again ...........and again....
ReplyDeleteexactly!!!
ReplyDeletemy sentiments exactly!
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha haha! damn busted!
ReplyDeleteoh hell yeah!!
ReplyDeletemy bitch/complaint is my nephew is NO help in telling me what the fuck he wants for christmas >.<
ReplyDeleteawesome girl!
ReplyDeletehell to the yeah!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!! oh my god FAT BASTARD! with robs face!
ReplyDeletelove that movie it is so funny!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
ReplyDeletethe more pervs the merrier!!
ReplyDeleteI need to get some ppl in here too
ReplyDeletemy uncle gives the WORSE gifts one time he got me this CD of this female artist that I have NEVER heard of music that I am SO not familar with and I just kept it in a drawer and finally threw it away after having keeping it(NEVER playing it) for so long out of guilt mostly LOL and what I like is books, music, bath and body stuff perfume and I love candles too and Jwjewerly etc etc
ReplyDeleteA FUCKING DRILL!!!! WHAAAAAAT?! ask him if he has LOST whats left of his mind?! ya don't give a woman a drill OH MY GOD!!!
ReplyDeleteBRAVO and well said!!! I know my friends and my family and I always ask them what do they want for christmas and then I take the time to find it I made my niece one year a gift basket she loved it I put all her favorite things in there and she really liked it alot
ReplyDeleteoh my god your kidding! i would be like: *oh.....uh...wow thats uh...nice of course you can't say anything you have to be polite about it LMAO!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! oh thats a good one!
ReplyDeletewell chickies! this BTB is in need of a hot bath.... so good night SWEET WET DREAMS of Rob....see ya all in the a.m.!
ReplyDeleteYou are like a unicorn. Very rare. Just like a good gift giver. lol
ReplyDeleteHave a great soak and think of our Rob in there with you. Nitey nite & sweet dreams, BTB!
ReplyDeleteWe'll be here when you get here. ☺
Hmmmm I need a hot steamy bath too!!! Night night LOVER!!! <3
ReplyDeleteFuck! I missed your comment last night. I went to bed after Leah left. Me sorry!
ReplyDeletebut..
GOOD MORNING!!! Girl! It is so cold here that not only did my nipples get hard but they flipped me the bird because it's so cold. Not a great start to the day. lol
But it will be a great day because either today or tomorrow I'll be shipping out your package. YIPPY! I'm sending it Priority so you will receive in 2-3 days. No worry about it getting there before you LEAVE ME. *feel guilty? I'm trying* lol j/k I hope you have an incredible holiday. ♥
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