Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Welcome BTBs!

To the ones that have not heard of us… WE ARE “THE BEST TWILIGHT BITCHES”

This brand new blog was created by my very good friend FREEZEBURN and me after we decided there is very little out there to satisfy our needs of sarcasm, nastiness, humor and Twi-tard fails…

So if you, like us, are SICK AND TIRED of Censorship!


Join us!


And show us how nasty your fucking mouth is!
BEST TWILIGHT BITCHES UNCESORED!!

I fuck-fuck Fucking love you my BTBs!


***Do you have anything that will like us to post here? maybe something not appropriate to any other Twilight site? THIS IS THE PLACE TO SEND THEM! Pedowolf APPROVED! 




Now, where is my naked Rod-pornipulation?!?!?! FB! I know is under your pillow *goes and tackles FB to the ground* YAY! She’s wet, right out of the shower!!! 


24 comments:

  1. Let the fun and games begin!

    *slaps Marcela on the ass*

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  2. Welcome all new and old BTBS! You will all soon see that BTBs Uncensored will out rank Disney Land as the happiest place on Earth. Suck on that you damn mouse! ☺

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  3. *slaps FB on the ass*

    Ooooo is this a ass slappin' train!!!

    Hopefully a lot of fucking fun and games and leave the stupid drama other places! ;) Well some drama is fun.... lol.

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  4. ahhhh Marcela! Gotta love her!

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  5. ahem in honour of your new blog.... no more picture of my babies.... just Rob's sexy face! :)

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  6. FIXED IT!!!!!! LOL It only took me 7 fucking hours! LMAO I need to stop drinking while doing this serious job....

    ROTFLMAO

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  7. MUAH! LOVE YOU HUNNY BUNNY< Now give me a smooch for my hard work! LOL

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  8. mmmm you liked my avi! You naughty girl!

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  9. *swings hair to her back* why thank you *blows kiss*

    Now we are fucking ROCKING!

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  10. *air humps* there that seemed so much more appropriate for the situation! If you want smooches though I'm all for anything! ;)

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  11. Nah keep with the drinking it'll keep you sane!

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  12. Yes!!! Thank you Marcela! I fucking love you!

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  13. I'm be back in 30 minutes bitches! Hubby can't get the kids from school so I'm off to wake up the monster... I mean daughter and travelling out in the fucking freezing cold! See you bitches soon!

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  14. ★♥FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart♥★BTB®November 30, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    We'll be here waiting! We'll make you a hot tottie when you get back!

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  15. ★♥FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart♥★BTB®November 30, 2011 at 2:15 PM

    You know it's a huge event when a mama replaces her babies pic with Rob.

    We are truly honored. *blows kiss*

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  16. Love this Marcela! You rock!

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  17. It sure is.... I gotta admit Rob is better to look at! I can see my babies anytime!

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  18. Where's my hot tottie! I'm freezing my boobies off! Forgot they were hanging out when I left! lol.

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  19. ★♥FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart♥★BTB®November 30, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    She rocks!

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  20. ★♥FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart♥★BTB®November 30, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    Oh fuck! Sorry! I was distracted by Marcela's new post.

    JESUS CHRIST!

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  21. ★♥FreezeBurn♥RobMyHeart♥★BTB®November 30, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    LOVE scruffy Rob. Yum.

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