Tuesday, April 30, 2013

OMG THIS MADE ME WAIL!

As I read this, I was in my kitchen, first thing that popped-up into my head was: this blog, Rob and Kris...

OMG the pain I felt was unreal, it's unthinkable...

*wipes tears*


I remember when I first saw the poster for the movie Twilight; I thought it was juvenile and I refused to go to the theater and support that crap, I had seen the books, but they didn't appeal me at all...

Then, one afternoon, while I was surfing through channels HBO was playing said movie... and I said: "what the hell, I have nothing better to do" So I watched it...

Oh boy, oh boy...

When Edward enters that cafeteria, I was done.

Love at first sight, I never seen that man before, my panties were trembling...

That hair, the loopsided smile, that voice!

From that day on, About three things I was absolutely positive. 


First, Edward was Rob and he was an English man.

Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that he was a adorable dork.
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
FOREVER.
Love.Peace.Twilight.



HOLY CRAP!

*tears up again*










Monday, April 29, 2013

HOLY PECS!

What's air?

Do I need it?!?!


ROB has clearly been working out... JESUS!

*humps air*




BRB, I need to new shammanties...

PS: Apologies my BTBs, life has been nuts. But you know I love you! MUAH! 


Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Oh, No You Didn't! But, yeah they did! LOL

A fucking person, with a sick twisted sense of humor created this!

What can I say you fucking EVIL GENIUS! 

I Fucking Love you!

LMFAO!

Poor Kristen, she looks like she's on meth LOL



They did it to Kimmy and her black BF LOL


And to one of my favorite people in the world!
Poor Sofia Vergara!!! LMFAO!!! 


To view all the magic click HERE!!!
(and I know you can't resist my "click here's" LOL)

Thank you facebook and tumblr, 
bc of you I'll have fucking nightmares tonight! 

Friday, March 22, 2013

THIS MIGHT BE OUR CHRISTIAN GREY

Before I go any further I will need our BTB MegO to sit down and try not to flood the room!

Stephen Amell has released a comment saying he has had meetings in regard to playing  
....yes...
CHRISTIAN GREY. 


Very nice.

You might know Stephen better from his CW show, Arrow.

 Very, very nice!

My ovaries are still holding out for Rob or Henry but my lady grapes are hopeless dreamers.

 
 You can check out SA's facebook page to watch the vid of him talking about it.

*****
LVES YA/MISSES YA, BTBS!
Where you bitches at???!!!!

 
 

Thursday, March 7, 2013

HONEST TRAILERS POST PART 2!

Just in case you couldn't get enough of the last post here are the other videos from youtube's, "screenjunkies" and their honest trailers of Twilight.

I.FUCKING.LOVE.THEM.




THE 2013 BREAKING DAWN TRAILER

There are no words.




STARING:
Shovelface
 Skeletor
Taylor Swift
Ron Burgundy
North Dakota
and
Snow Dogs

BATLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Finally! Rob Has Resurfaced!!

AND OMG!!!!

Only he can come back with such a BANG!

WTF is it with the teeth?!?

Some says he's been eating out NR...
I say he borrowed Nutty Maddam's rocks...

Whatever the case, they look gross, but we'd still climb him like tree,  am I right? LOL


Here the are!!!





What are you looking for here Rob? Need help?!



ROB & his double!

Double drilling anyone?
YUM!






OH HIS HAIR!!!

So? Whatcha think?!?!





Monday, February 25, 2013

BEST PART OF THE OSCARS....KINDA, NOT REALLY


Even though this video actually has nothing to do with the Oscars (other than being aired after the Oscars) it has to be the best part of the Oscars.

Be prepared to laugh your tits off!

 

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Happy V-day!!!!

Happy Valentine's Day My Girlies!

I fucking love you with passion!



Chest Pubes, just for you...



Love you my girls ;)