HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!

HOLY.FUCK.BALLS.

WE'RE ONE YEAR OLD!

I can't believe it's been a year already??!!

It feels just like yesterday when we first started dry-humping on each other.

*dabs away tears*

And a very special I FL♥VE YOU to my #1 partner in crime, Marcela. 
OMG. Without you I would be in a tower mowing fuckers down with a machine gun. You are my dirty little angel from Heaven.
You and me are the BTB version of Edward and Bella.
(we'll take turns with the strap-on!)  

We need balloons & booze!

 Hmmm....okay. 

Scratch the balloons.

BOOZE TIME!!! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BTBS!!!

I FFFFFL♥VE YA BITCHES!

One year down and forever to go!

X♥X♥X♥

Little Turtle, I FUCKING love you!

Dance & hump time!!!

  

 
Oops! My bad..wrong video. 

LOL

Here we go! It's HORNY TIME!

FIFTY FRIDAY

HELLO, BTBS!

How I've missed you so! Did anyone notice I was even M.I.A.?? 

Don't answer that!! LOL

I cum bearing gifts for all you horny bitches.
♥♥♥

It seems that the rumor swirling is growing more and more in favor of Henry Cavill getting the role of our Fifty. 

I can't complain...he is my #2.

And we all know who #1 is...

  Ovaries rest in peace.

But in premature celebration that HC might be our runner-up Fifty I found this 

ohhh...soo...fuckalicious video.

Enjoy.

*evil grin*

HAPPY MOANDAY!!!!!

HOLY SHIT!

Don't even pretend you are looking at his hair, or face, or glasses...

I'm SURE most of you bitches will say 

"WHAT GLASSES??"

YEAP!

MAJOR GIANT CROTCH ALERT!

LMC is teasing us AGAIN!

I MUST DO:

THE BANANA!

Happy SEXturday!

Whenever I see this man doing his sex face, my whole body lights on fire...

I want this man so bad I have tears in my eyes!!! LOL

Call me delusional, call me DeeDee I don't care!

 I want Rob, and I want him now!!!

*WAILS*

As Edward I would let him manhandle me with his vampire strength any day!

I dont care about the consequences.

 I'll be a happy hoe!

LOL

This Thanksgiving:

Watch your intake of Rob,
You don't wanna end up in the hospital due an overdose!

Meh, who are we kidding, I'll see you bitches in rehab! 

Here you go,

Now die bitches!

*dies*

Depressed??

...There's this girl in the mirror, I wonder who she is. 

Sometimes I think I know her and sometimes I wish I did. 

There is a story in her eyes, lullabies, and goodbye. 

When she's looking back at me I can tell...

she's hurting inside...

*Wipes tears, blows snot*

Is Breaking Dawn Part 2 killing you inside?

Well, I may have something that may spark the fire in our souls!

Twilight might be back as a TV series.

HOW do I feel about this??

I DONT KNOW YET.

Different cast...

Hmmm, I guess it depends who my BTBs have in mind to be Edward and Bella!

Who will be Daddy C, Esme, and the siblings?!

Decisions, decisions! 

Full Story HERE

THIS IS: THE SPOILER POST!!!

So...

BREAKING DAWN: PART TWO

What did you think?!

LOVE IT? HATE IT?

Or still in shock like me?!?!

ALL YOUR NAUGHTY THOUGHTS

ARE SAFE HERE:

HOLY FUCK!

THE DAY HAS ARRIVED!

My Dear Bitches,

The day has finally here.

Holy fuck, I'm shaking on my custom made baby seal underwear from excitement.

Beautiful Karen has arrived in Las Vegas, so will have each other for support, and humping. Late last night it was decided her new name will be IheartLMC*BTB LOL, Whatcha think?!

So who else is watching it tonight? 
If you have seen it, PLEASE no spoliers. We will have an spoilers post later today!

If you or myself do not survive BD2, and die from horniness due to vampire wet humping, know that it was a pleasure to serve all these years with you.
To my BFF FB, I will always love you woman... and water my plants, feed the fishes...

I LOVE YOU BTBS
*WAILS*

FUCKING BREAKING DAWN PART TWO!!!!!!

BRING ON THE VAMP SEX!

HERE WE ARE BTBS....ONE MORE TIME!

Can you all believe that we are HERE and just hours away from the FINAL Twilight red carpet??

I'm trippin'! I'm fucking tripping!

HERE I GO!!! 

*releases emotions*

Oooookay. I feel alittle better. *for now*

We can watch the premier here together. I can already see we will need lots of booze, lots of Kleenex, lots of Shammanties and maybe a few boxes of condoms...you never know!

THE KISS

It's circulating that a Robsten kiss may take place on the red carpet at the BD2 premiere tomorrow (11-12). Some are saying it was suggested by Scummshit Entertainment...big fuckin' duh.

Do we want a finally farewell kiss on the red carpet from them or is this too fake and planned?

Just to throw it into overdrive for the final week countdown to BD2 let's get drunk and sappy and make out with each other. Cool?