Errrrrr..... NOPE!

I don't know where to start with this pic...

Thanks to whomever made this manip... 

I appreciate it... BUT WHY did you have to make Emmett SO FAT!?! 

And look at the size of Bella's kenkles... and Alice's guns!

So much win

One word: Awesome!

This is fucking awesome! 

5-head looks so creepy, I love it! 

LMFAO!

*Enter Dirty Comments HERE*

Oh.My.God.

Thanks to our WONDERFUL MegO-BTB, we got this gem!

My head is SO filled with dirty thoughts I think it may explode!

LOL

I keep waiting for Kellan to pull 
one of these out! LMAO

K-Stew and Clothes...

K-Stew is widely known by her "Clothes Stealing Borrowing"

I'm sure, she has enough money to buy her own...

So what triggers it?

Here is what I think:

KStew is part Seagull.

She sees it, she wants it, she fights for it!

Rob has shown a lot of new clothes lately...

She must be in shoplifting heaven!!!

LOL

OMG THIS MADE ME WAIL!

As I read this, I was in my kitchen, first thing that popped-up into my head was: this blog, Rob and Kris...

OMG the pain I felt was unreal, it's unthinkable...

*wipes tears*

I remember when I first saw the poster for the movie Twilight; I thought it was juvenile and I refused to go to the theater and support that crap, I had seen the books, but they didn't appeal me at all...

Then, one afternoon, while I was surfing through channels HBO was playing said movie... and I said: "what the hell, I have nothing better to do" So I watched it...

Oh boy, oh boy...

When Edward enters that cafeteria, I was done.

Love at first sight, I never seen that man before, my panties were trembling...

That hair, the loopsided smile, that voice!

From that day on, About three things I was absolutely positive. 

First, Edward was Rob and he was an English man.

Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that he was a adorable dork.
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

FOREVER.

Love.Peace.Twilight.

HOLY CRAP!

*tears up again*

HOLY PECS!

What's air?

Do I need it?!?!

ROB has clearly been working out... JESUS!

*humps air*

BRB, I need to new shammanties...

PS: Apologies my BTBs, life has been nuts. But you know I love you! MUAH! 

Oh, No You Didn't! But, yeah they did! LOL

A fucking person, with a sick twisted sense of humor created this!

What can I say you fucking EVIL GENIUS! 

I Fucking Love you!

LMFAO!

Poor Kristen, she looks like she's on meth LOL

They did it to Kimmy and her black BF LOL

And to one of my favorite people in the world!

Poor Sofia Vergara!!! LMFAO!!! 

To view all the magic click HERE!!!

(and I know you can't resist my "click here's" LOL)

Thank you facebook and tumblr, 

bc of you I'll have fucking nightmares tonight! 

THIS MIGHT BE OUR CHRISTIAN GREY

Before I go any further I will need our BTB MegO to sit down and try not to flood the room!

Stephen Amell has released a comment saying he has had meetings in regard to playing  

....yes...

CHRISTIAN GREY. 

Very nice.

You might know Stephen better from his CW show, Arrow.

 Very, very nice!

My ovaries are still holding out for Rob or Henry but my lady grapes are hopeless dreamers.

 

 You can check out SA's facebook page to watch the vid of him talking about it.

*****

L♥VES YA/MISSES YA, BTBS!

Where you bitches at???!!!!

 

 

HONEST TRAILERS POST PART 2!

Just in case you couldn't get enough of the last post here are the other videos from youtube's, "screenjunkies" and their honest trailers of Twilight.

I.FUCKING.LOVE.THEM.

THE 2013 BREAKING DAWN TRAILER

There are no words.

STARING:

Shovelface

 Skeletor

Taylor Swift

Ron Burgundy

North Dakota

and

Snow Dogs

BATLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Finally! Rob Has Resurfaced!!

AND OMG!!!!

Only he can come back with such a BANG!

WTF is it with the teeth?!?

Some says he's been eating out NR...
I say he borrowed Nutty Maddam's rocks...

Whatever the case, they look gross, but we'd still climb him like tree,  am I right? LOL


Here the are!!!

What are you looking for here Rob? Need help?!

ROB & his double!

Double drilling anyone?

YUM!

OH HIS HAIR!!!

So? Whatcha think?!?!