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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY♥♥♥TVD EDITION

Dear Lord!

This video got me wetter than a fat chick at a Twinkie convention!

Visual aid.
*points down*

That might not be a chick. But you get the idea.
LOL

♫♪SING-A-LONG-WEDNESDAY♪♫

Sing a diddy Wednesday is here!

BTBs, please checkout this video and then let's discuss or dance or both!

The first thing that came to mind about this cover was:

Should a bitch really be singing a song about a SUPER MASSIVE BLACK HOLE?

Definitely not.

Then I listened to it and was like FUUUCK.

Then I said:
Sing that song you dirty bitch!

You go, Naya Rivera!

Monday, December 17, 2012

Believe it or not! I'M BACK!!!!

After more than a few days trying to decide what to do with my life, I finally came out of my funk.

BD2 left me broken and sad, I want MORE!!! and to makes matters worse SM makes some type of announcement 'kinda sayin' she's done writing... SAY WHAT?! You hoe, you better finish Midnight Sun!

*takes deep breath*

If you are asking, "So what you been up to?"
Well let me tell you *excited voice*
I recently acquired some pets, Rob's been missing too, so I think pet therapy has really helped me cope...

I still get sad sometimes,

But, I manage with the love of my pets and lots of meds ;)

I really don't think it's working so well, so just MAYBE

THIS may help!

JERKING OFF ROB!

How didn't I think of it before!

It's PERFECT!

Let me know in the comments what's helping you cope!

The craziest will have her own post ;)

Monday, December 3, 2012

FIFTY SHADES OF HARDCORE PORN

Here it is BTBs.

The trailer for the FSoG porn.

I have yet to watch it but because I'm a "hardcore" BTB reporter I will watch. But from the trailer I can already see fucking is the main objective and good acting is put on the back burner but that's the way the porn cookie crumbles.

Would any of you watch this??

And don't lie because if you do Santa Rob will not cum see you this Christmas.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS!

This will be the BTB Christmas Wish List Post.

So if you've been an extra bad/horny/naughty/freaky BTB this year then you know Santa *points up* will make sure to STUFF your stocking extra full this year!!

Soooo! Let's hear what you all want this year for Christmas.

Why do I feel there will be lots of Rob on this list???

Saturday, December 1, 2012

IN 20 YEARS.....

If or when Twilight gets a remake in 20 years I think we found our CHARLIE!!!

Okay, laugh all you want!

But for reals...the timing would be perfect! Or would Rob be better at Daddy C.?

And what if Kristen was Renee or Esme?

Hmmm......

TOTALLY off topic but this gif makes me giggle and wiggle in my own pee from laughing so damn hard!

Friday, November 30, 2012

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!

HOLY.FUCK.BALLS.

WE'RE ONE YEAR OLD!

I can't believe it's been a year already??!!

It feels just like yesterday when we first started dry-humping on each other.

*dabs away tears*

And a very special I FL♥VE YOU to my #1 partner in crime, Marcela.
OMG. Without you I would be in a tower mowing fuckers down with a machine gun. You are my dirty little angel from Heaven.
You and me are the BTB version of Edward and Bella.
(we'll take turns with the strap-on!)

We need balloons & booze!