HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!

HOLY.FUCK.BALLS.

WE'RE ONE YEAR OLD!

I can't believe it's been a year already??!!

It feels just like yesterday when we first started dry-humping on each other.

*dabs away tears*

And a very special I FL♥VE YOU to my #1 partner in crime, Marcela. 
OMG. Without you I would be in a tower mowing fuckers down with a machine gun. You are my dirty little angel from Heaven.
You and me are the BTB version of Edward and Bella.
(we'll take turns with the strap-on!)  

We need balloons & booze!

 Hmmm....okay. 

Scratch the balloons.

BOOZE TIME!!! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BTBS!!!

I FFFFFL♥VE YA BITCHES!

One year down and forever to go!

X♥X♥X♥

Little Turtle, I FUCKING love you!

Dance & hump time!!!

  

 
Oops! My bad..wrong video. 

LOL

Here we go! It's HORNY TIME!

FIFTY FRIDAY

HELLO, BTBS!

How I've missed you so! Did anyone notice I was even M.I.A.?? 

Don't answer that!! LOL

I cum bearing gifts for all you horny bitches.
♥♥♥

It seems that the rumor swirling is growing more and more in favor of Henry Cavill getting the role of our Fifty. 

I can't complain...he is my #2.

And we all know who #1 is...

  Ovaries rest in peace.

But in premature celebration that HC might be our runner-up Fifty I found this 

ohhh...soo...fuckalicious video.

Enjoy.

*evil grin*

HAPPY MOANDAY!!!!!

HOLY SHIT!

Don't even pretend you are looking at his hair, or face, or glasses...

I'm SURE most of you bitches will say 

"WHAT GLASSES??"

YEAP!

MAJOR GIANT CROTCH ALERT!

LMC is teasing us AGAIN!

I MUST DO:

THE BANANA!

Happy SEXturday!

Whenever I see this man doing his sex face, my whole body lights on fire...

I want this man so bad I have tears in my eyes!!! LOL

Call me delusional, call me DeeDee I don't care!

 I want Rob, and I want him now!!!

*WAILS*

As Edward I would let him manhandle me with his vampire strength any day!

I dont care about the consequences.

 I'll be a happy hoe!

LOL

This Thanksgiving:

Watch your intake of Rob,
You don't wanna end up in the hospital due an overdose!

Meh, who are we kidding, I'll see you bitches in rehab! 

Here you go,

Now die bitches!

*dies*

Depressed??

...There's this girl in the mirror, I wonder who she is. 

Sometimes I think I know her and sometimes I wish I did. 

There is a story in her eyes, lullabies, and goodbye. 

When she's looking back at me I can tell...

she's hurting inside...

*Wipes tears, blows snot*

Is Breaking Dawn Part 2 killing you inside?

Well, I may have something that may spark the fire in our souls!

Twilight might be back as a TV series.

HOW do I feel about this??

I DONT KNOW YET.

Different cast...

Hmmm, I guess it depends who my BTBs have in mind to be Edward and Bella!

Who will be Daddy C, Esme, and the siblings?!

Decisions, decisions! 

Full Story HERE

THIS IS: THE SPOILER POST!!!

So...

BREAKING DAWN: PART TWO

What did you think?!

LOVE IT? HATE IT?

Or still in shock like me?!?!

ALL YOUR NAUGHTY THOUGHTS

ARE SAFE HERE:

HOLY FUCK!

THE DAY HAS ARRIVED!

My Dear Bitches,

The day has finally here.

Holy fuck, I'm shaking on my custom made baby seal underwear from excitement.

Beautiful Karen has arrived in Las Vegas, so will have each other for support, and humping. Late last night it was decided her new name will be IheartLMC*BTB LOL, Whatcha think?!

So who else is watching it tonight? 
If you have seen it, PLEASE no spoliers. We will have an spoilers post later today!

If you or myself do not survive BD2, and die from horniness due to vampire wet humping, know that it was a pleasure to serve all these years with you.
To my BFF FB, I will always love you woman... and water my plants, feed the fishes...

I LOVE YOU BTBS
*WAILS*

FUCKING BREAKING DAWN PART TWO!!!!!!

BRING ON THE VAMP SEX!

HERE WE ARE BTBS....ONE MORE TIME!

Can you all believe that we are HERE and just hours away from the FINAL Twilight red carpet??

I'm trippin'! I'm fucking tripping!

HERE I GO!!! 

*releases emotions*

Oooookay. I feel alittle better. *for now*

We can watch the premier here together. I can already see we will need lots of booze, lots of Kleenex, lots of Shammanties and maybe a few boxes of condoms...you never know!

THE KISS

It's circulating that a Robsten kiss may take place on the red carpet at the BD2 premiere tomorrow (11-12). Some are saying it was suggested by Scummshit Entertainment...big fuckin' duh.

Do we want a finally farewell kiss on the red carpet from them or is this too fake and planned?

Just to throw it into overdrive for the final week countdown to BD2 let's get drunk and sappy and make out with each other. Cool?

CUMMING UNZIPPED

Some things should NEVER be fixed.

And this is one of them.

Hey Rob! We the BTBs will keep ours unzipped....

 if you promise to keep yours unzipped.

P.S. Rob you know you do it on purpose.

So, THANK YOU!

Down The Memory Lane... 1: TWILIGHT

The countdown has me thinking...

How many times have you bitches watched Twilight?

Me? I personally lost count, I've watched the movie gazillion times and read the book more times than I care to admit LOL.

Let's see how many BTB's are on the same boat.

NO CHEATING! J/K cheat away!

Let's recite The Twilight Movie Script! 

1.- Line by Line

2.- Reply to others, if the line goes in the same part of the movie.

3.- Organize comments by choosing "Newest first"

4.- Feel free to add your own thoughts or "what should've said" to your comments!! 

I know, I'm gonna look like psycho... I can recite this fucking movie by heart! 

I'll start:

-I'd never given much thought to how I would die... But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go... So I can't bring myself to regret the decision that brought me here to die...

FIFTY SHADES OF PATTINSON

We can file this under:

 "OMFG! PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE AND IF SO HERE'S MY FIRST BORN!!"

With that being said....

Rob was doing an interview with Books & Review and the topic of FSoG came up (of course). And not sure if he was joking or being serious since he has written scripts. But he said he would rewrite a Fifty style story but with a TWIST. Here are some of his quotes:

"Surely something along the lines of Fifty Shades of Grey,"

AND
 

"I would really like to do that and put a spin on it by inverting the casting roles: making the woman the one who is punishing the man. It would be so much fun. Something like Misery... but really he loves to be in that situation, you know?"  

Dear God. Could you BTBs imagine this??

  

So MANY feelings!

 The End.

 

Happy Hallow.... WTF!!!!

LMFAO!!!

Rob & Kris never cease to amaze me...

Here they are at a Halloween Party last night, looking as creepy as fuck!

LOL!!!

One question: 

Is Rob wearing a Chief Swan Mask?!? ROTFLMFO!

Oh Kristen, who are you?
George W. Bush?

LOL!!