Happy New Year My Lovers!!

I hope this new year is filled with Rob Porn, dirty pics, sex tapes and all whats holy!

I wish you many more LMC sightings and horny humps!

We Love you BTBS!!!!!!

COSMO TIME!

If you are planning on buying Cosmopolis then you should checkout Walmart.com. They have an amazing deal on the DVD and an average price for the Blu Ray ($24.86).

WOWZERS!!! $9.96????!!!!!

**off topic..kinda** 

Has any BTBs heard any news on the BD2 dvd/blu ray release? I heard Feb. is the release month but not info. Anyone think we're getting a box set edition?

IT'S OFFICIAL...WE HAVE AN APP!

It was just a regular run of the mill Saturday.

Just chatting with my BTB♥Robsfantasic.

and...

POOF! 

She inspired me not to wait and think about it but to do it!

And now with super excitement, Marcela and I are cumming with happiness to announce ..

WE HAVE AN APP!

Isn't it adorable!!!

OMFG!

Now you can take us anywhere you want!

Here's the link:

http://webapp.theappbuilder.com/apps/fba89808-f9c9-4f9a-8a4b-2c94b2982ac9   

I'm still high from the excitement!

  

GAME DAY SATURDAY

Who doesn't love to play games??

Let's play a game called:

IS KRISTEN DRUNK IN THIS PHOTO??!!! 

ME THINKS SO!

I spy with my little eye....

DID I WIN? DID I WIN??!!!

GOD I LOVE CAMERA PHONES!!!!!

OMGGGGGGGGGOD! 
THANK YOU SANTA FOR THE BEST GIFT EVER!

Here's a video of Bronson Pelletier being arrested at LAX after allegations that he urinated in the middle of the terminal.

 A FEW QUESTIONS FOR MY BTBS:

1.)ANYONE ELSE PISS THEMSELVES LAUGHING?

2.)ANYONE SEE HIM TRYING TO SHIFT INTO A WOLF?

3.)ANYONE HEAR HIM CALLING FOR HIS PACK??

NO WORDS BUT PLENTY OF...

BAAHWAAAHAHAHAAH!!!!!  

And for the record I do turn into a middle-aged black man when I laugh really hard.  

 

♥♥♥MERRY BTB-CHRISTMAS, BTBS♥♥♥

MERRY CHRISTMAS, BTBS!!

Marcela & I just want to wish all you beautiful BTBs a wonderful Holiday!

Christmas would be dark and dreary without our BTBs and who would we hump???

We all know the reason why we are all together....it's not Jesus!

(just kidding...Love ya, Jesus! Happy B-day!!)

IT'S ROB! 

Have a great day and just know Marcela and I are waiting to attack each and everyone of you very soon!  

That means come here naked!

*wiggles eyebrows* 

 

KRISTEN - FOREVER ALONE?

What's going on Kristen!?!?

You are one of the hottest and highest paid actress in the world, and the gf of the hottest man on earth!

Why male Hollywood keeps dumping you?!

I don't think is true... could it be?! nooooooo I refuse to believe she has smelly cooch... Can she really be stinky?!

This was supposed to be an awesome Romantic Comedy...

First Ryan Gosling backed out...

And now Ben Affleck dumped her too?!

*Wails*

I was ready to have new fapping material! 

But hey, here's an idea:

How about Rob?!?

PRETTY PLEASE?!?!?!

Full article HERE

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY♥♥♥TVD EDITION

Dear Lord! 

This video got me wetter than a fat chick at a Twinkie convention! 

Visual aid.
*points down*

 That might not be a chick. But you get the idea.
LOL

♫♪SING-A-LONG-WEDNESDAY♪♫

Sing a diddy Wednesday is here!

BTBs, please checkout this video and then let's discuss or dance or both!

 

The first thing that came to mind about this cover was:

Should a bitch really be singing a song about a SUPER MASSIVE BLACK HOLE?

Definitely not.

Then I listened to it and was like FUUUCK.

Then I said:  
 Sing that song you dirty bitch!

You go, Naya Rivera! 

 

Believe it or not! I'M BACK!!!!

After more than a few days trying to decide what to do with my life, I finally came out of my funk.

BD2 left me broken and sad, I want MORE!!! and to makes matters worse SM makes some type of announcement 'kinda sayin' she's done writing... SAY WHAT?! You hoe, you better finish Midnight Sun! 

*takes deep breath*

If you are asking, "So what you been up to?"
Well let me tell you *excited voice*
I recently acquired some pets, Rob's been missing too, so I think pet therapy has really helped me cope...

I still get sad sometimes,

But, I manage with the love of my pets and lots of meds ;)

I really don't think it's working so well, so just MAYBE

THIS may help!

JERKING OFF ROB!

How didn't I think of it before!

It's PERFECT!

Let me know in the comments what's helping you cope! 

The craziest will have her own post ;)

FIFTY SHADES OF HARDCORE PORN

Here it is BTBs. 

The trailer for the FSoG porn.

I have yet to watch it but because I'm a "hardcore" BTB reporter I will watch. But from the trailer I can already see fucking is the main objective and good acting is put on the back burner but that's the way the porn cookie crumbles.

Would any of you watch this??

And don't lie because if you do Santa Rob will not cum see you this Christmas.

  
 

COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS!

This will be the BTB Christmas Wish List Post.

So if you've been an extra bad/horny/naughty/freaky BTB this year then you know Santa *points up* will make sure to STUFF your stocking extra full this year!!

Soooo! Let's hear what you all want this year for Christmas. 

Why do I feel there will be lots of Rob on this list???

 

 

IN 20 YEARS.....

If or when Twilight gets a remake in 20 years I think we found our CHARLIE!!!

Okay, laugh all you want! 

But for reals...the timing would be perfect! Or would Rob be better at Daddy C.?

And what if Kristen was Renee or Esme? 

Hmmm......

TOTALLY off topic but this gif makes me giggle and wiggle in my own pee from laughing so damn hard!

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!

HOLY.FUCK.BALLS.

WE'RE ONE YEAR OLD!

I can't believe it's been a year already??!!

It feels just like yesterday when we first started dry-humping on each other.

*dabs away tears*

And a very special I FL♥VE YOU to my #1 partner in crime, Marcela. 
OMG. Without you I would be in a tower mowing fuckers down with a machine gun. You are my dirty little angel from Heaven.
You and me are the BTB version of Edward and Bella.
(we'll take turns with the strap-on!)  

We need balloons & booze!

 Hmmm....okay. 

Scratch the balloons.

BOOZE TIME!!! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BTBS!!!

I FFFFFL♥VE YA BITCHES!

One year down and forever to go!

X♥X♥X♥

Little Turtle, I FUCKING love you!

Dance & hump time!!!

  

 
Oops! My bad..wrong video. 

LOL

Here we go! It's HORNY TIME!

FIFTY FRIDAY

HELLO, BTBS!

How I've missed you so! Did anyone notice I was even M.I.A.?? 

Don't answer that!! LOL

I cum bearing gifts for all you horny bitches.
♥♥♥

It seems that the rumor swirling is growing more and more in favor of Henry Cavill getting the role of our Fifty. 

I can't complain...he is my #2.

And we all know who #1 is...

  Ovaries rest in peace.

But in premature celebration that HC might be our runner-up Fifty I found this 

ohhh...soo...fuckalicious video.

Enjoy.

*evil grin*

HAPPY MOANDAY!!!!!

HOLY SHIT!

Don't even pretend you are looking at his hair, or face, or glasses...

I'm SURE most of you bitches will say 

"WHAT GLASSES??"

YEAP!

MAJOR GIANT CROTCH ALERT!

LMC is teasing us AGAIN!

I MUST DO:

THE BANANA!

Happy SEXturday!

Whenever I see this man doing his sex face, my whole body lights on fire...

I want this man so bad I have tears in my eyes!!! LOL

Call me delusional, call me DeeDee I don't care!

 I want Rob, and I want him now!!!

*WAILS*

As Edward I would let him manhandle me with his vampire strength any day!

I dont care about the consequences.

 I'll be a happy hoe!

LOL

This Thanksgiving:

Watch your intake of Rob,
You don't wanna end up in the hospital due an overdose!

Meh, who are we kidding, I'll see you bitches in rehab! 

Here you go,

Now die bitches!

*dies*

Depressed??

...There's this girl in the mirror, I wonder who she is. 

Sometimes I think I know her and sometimes I wish I did. 

There is a story in her eyes, lullabies, and goodbye. 

When she's looking back at me I can tell...

she's hurting inside...

*Wipes tears, blows snot*

Is Breaking Dawn Part 2 killing you inside?

Well, I may have something that may spark the fire in our souls!

Twilight might be back as a TV series.

HOW do I feel about this??

I DONT KNOW YET.

Different cast...

Hmmm, I guess it depends who my BTBs have in mind to be Edward and Bella!

Who will be Daddy C, Esme, and the siblings?!

Decisions, decisions! 

Full Story HERE

THIS IS: THE SPOILER POST!!!

So...

BREAKING DAWN: PART TWO

What did you think?!

LOVE IT? HATE IT?

Or still in shock like me?!?!

ALL YOUR NAUGHTY THOUGHTS

ARE SAFE HERE:

HOLY FUCK!

THE DAY HAS ARRIVED!

My Dear Bitches,

The day has finally here.

Holy fuck, I'm shaking on my custom made baby seal underwear from excitement.

Beautiful Karen has arrived in Las Vegas, so will have each other for support, and humping. Late last night it was decided her new name will be IheartLMC*BTB LOL, Whatcha think?!

So who else is watching it tonight? 
If you have seen it, PLEASE no spoliers. We will have an spoilers post later today!

If you or myself do not survive BD2, and die from horniness due to vampire wet humping, know that it was a pleasure to serve all these years with you.
To my BFF FB, I will always love you woman... and water my plants, feed the fishes...

I LOVE YOU BTBS
*WAILS*

FUCKING BREAKING DAWN PART TWO!!!!!!

BRING ON THE VAMP SEX!

HERE WE ARE BTBS....ONE MORE TIME!

Can you all believe that we are HERE and just hours away from the FINAL Twilight red carpet??

I'm trippin'! I'm fucking tripping!

HERE I GO!!! 

*releases emotions*

Oooookay. I feel alittle better. *for now*

We can watch the premier here together. I can already see we will need lots of booze, lots of Kleenex, lots of Shammanties and maybe a few boxes of condoms...you never know!

THE KISS

It's circulating that a Robsten kiss may take place on the red carpet at the BD2 premiere tomorrow (11-12). Some are saying it was suggested by Scummshit Entertainment...big fuckin' duh.

Do we want a finally farewell kiss on the red carpet from them or is this too fake and planned?

Just to throw it into overdrive for the final week countdown to BD2 let's get drunk and sappy and make out with each other. Cool?

CUMMING UNZIPPED

Some things should NEVER be fixed.

And this is one of them.

Hey Rob! We the BTBs will keep ours unzipped....

 if you promise to keep yours unzipped.

P.S. Rob you know you do it on purpose.

So, THANK YOU!

Down The Memory Lane... 1: TWILIGHT

The countdown has me thinking...

How many times have you bitches watched Twilight?

Me? I personally lost count, I've watched the movie gazillion times and read the book more times than I care to admit LOL.

Let's see how many BTB's are on the same boat.

NO CHEATING! J/K cheat away!

Let's recite The Twilight Movie Script! 

1.- Line by Line

2.- Reply to others, if the line goes in the same part of the movie.

3.- Organize comments by choosing "Newest first"

4.- Feel free to add your own thoughts or "what should've said" to your comments!! 

I know, I'm gonna look like psycho... I can recite this fucking movie by heart! 

I'll start:

-I'd never given much thought to how I would die... But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go... So I can't bring myself to regret the decision that brought me here to die...